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God Emperor Lionel Lauer

God Emperor Lionel Lauer 

Error reduces - Your expensive computer - To a simple stone.

Occupation: Bloodmouth carnist (BEWILDEREBEEST LTD)

Location: Dune, Australia

Followers: 19,454

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Cream of the Crop: 03/25/2012

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2016-05-02 03:00:49 (50 comments; 15 reshares; 85 +1s)Open 

The Clinton Foundation seems to be one hell of a scam.

Most reshares: 15

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2016-05-02 03:00:49 (50 comments; 15 reshares; 85 +1s)Open 

The Clinton Foundation seems to be one hell of a scam.

Most plusones: 85

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2016-05-02 03:00:49 (50 comments; 15 reshares; 85 +1s)Open 

The Clinton Foundation seems to be one hell of a scam.

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2016-05-04 12:16:00 (4 comments; 1 reshares; 18 +1s)Open 

"♪ ♫ ♬ I see a little fucking scumbag of a man! ♪ ♫ ♬!"
#australia   #auspol  
Via +Jane Rakali 

#ThatPhoto  going gangbusters.___"♪ ♫ ♬ I see a little fucking scumbag of a man! ♪ ♫ ♬!"
#australia   #auspol  
Via +Jane Rakali 

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2016-05-04 09:54:05 (3 comments; 1 reshares; 10 +1s)Open 

The Hillary for Victory Fund that supposedly raises money for state Dems is just another of her fundraising scams for bypassing funding limits. Not the first time I've mentioned this, & the evidence keeps on piling up.
#election2016   #hillary2016   #feelthebern  

The Hillary for Victory Fund that supposedly raises money for state Dems is just another of her fundraising scams for bypassing funding limits. Not the first time I've mentioned this, & the evidence keeps on piling up.
#election2016   #hillary2016   #feelthebern  ___

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2016-05-03 22:39:47 (10 comments; 0 reshares; 18 +1s)Open 

At this point, Trump is just blatantly trolling his GOP competitors.
#election2016  

The latest bit of madness from The Donald: Ted Cruz’s father helped Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate JFK.

No, really, that’s the claim The Donald thinks is credible. He’s complaining that the media isn’t reporting it.

I don’t know why he’d bother with such a tenuous, secondhand accusation, though, when everyone knows Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article73449297.html___At this point, Trump is just blatantly trolling his GOP competitors.
#election2016  

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2016-05-03 10:47:44 (1 comments; 1 reshares; 16 +1s)Open 

Fuck you, Dutton, you cowardly racist.
#auspol   #australia  

Apparently this image is causing Mr. Dutton some anguish and he wants it removed from the internet.___Fuck you, Dutton, you cowardly racist.
#auspol   #australia  

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2016-05-03 10:03:48 (6 comments; 1 reshares; 18 +1s)Open 

Gotta say that the TV version of Dr Strange is way more interesting than the comic book version. Nice work, #gotham !

Gotta say that the TV version of Dr Strange is way more interesting than the comic book version. Nice work, #gotham !___

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2016-05-03 08:25:56 (1 comments; 1 reshares; 11 +1s)Open 

On Hillary Clinton's brand of feminism
Hillary Clinton isn't doing jack-shit for women who need feminism the most.
#feminism   #election2016   #hillary2016   #feelthebern

On Hillary Clinton's brand of feminism
Hillary Clinton isn't doing jack-shit for women who need feminism the most.
#feminism   #election2016   #hillary2016   #feelthebern___

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2016-05-03 07:51:33 (3 comments; 1 reshares; 13 +1s)Open 

Australian gov't to finally close 17 of our illegal refugee concentration camps. It's a good start, but it's likely that they'll just move their victims somewhere else if they aren't watched closely.
#australia   #refugees   #humanrights  

Australian gov't to finally close 17 of our illegal refugee concentration camps. It's a good start, but it's likely that they'll just move their victims somewhere else if they aren't watched closely.
#australia   #refugees   #humanrights  ___

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2016-05-02 14:57:34 (7 comments; 1 reshares; 35 +1s)Open 

Goddamnit, Obama, it's about time you used those drones for a good cause! (And the second font is Papyrus, right? - Fuck you, Papyrus!)
Via +Cindy Brown 

Heh:___Goddamnit, Obama, it's about time you used those drones for a good cause! (And the second font is Papyrus, right? - Fuck you, Papyrus!)
Via +Cindy Brown 

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2016-05-02 14:54:19 (10 comments; 0 reshares; 33 +1s)Open 

Victoria, Australia finally makes it illegal for anti-choice protesters to harass patients & supporters at our women's health centres. Fantastic work by Fiona Patton & other women's rights campaigners.
#prochoice   #humanrights  

Victoria, Australia finally makes it illegal for anti-choice protesters to harass patients & supporters at our women's health centres. Fantastic work by Fiona Patton & other women's rights campaigners.
#prochoice   #humanrights  ___

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2016-05-02 14:18:57 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 14 +1s)Open 

Fundy scumbag threatens to kill gay-marriage supporter's dog.
Because that's the kind of people they are.

Fundy scumbag threatens to kill gay-marriage supporter's dog.
Because that's the kind of people they are.___

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2016-05-02 13:50:54 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 19 +1s)Open 

Pope Francis, I'll start taking your statements about child abuse seriously after you excommunicate Cardinal George Pell & send him back to face the court here in Australia.
#australia  

Pope Francis, I'll start taking your statements about child abuse seriously after you excommunicate Cardinal George Pell & send him back to face the court here in Australia.
#australia  ___

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2016-05-02 13:32:17 (6 comments; 2 reshares; 8 +1s)Open 

Another refugee has set herself on fire to protest the horrifying conditions in one of Australia's concentration camps. As usual, the government has said that she only did it to make them look bad.
#humanrights   #refugees   #australia  

Another refugee has set herself on fire to protest the horrifying conditions in one of Australia's concentration camps. As usual, the government has said that she only did it to make them look bad.
#humanrights   #refugees   #australia  ___

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2016-05-02 13:29:04 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 14 +1s)Open 

An open letter to the refugees being illegally held in Australian-controlled concentration camps.
#straya   #australia   #refugeeswelcome   #humanrights  

An open letter to the refugees being illegally held in Australian-controlled concentration camps.
#straya   #australia   #refugeeswelcome   #humanrights  ___

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2016-05-02 11:33:57 (2 comments; 1 reshares; 10 +1s)Open 

Fascinating! Yet another example of how seemingly random research can have valuable results.
#science   #entomology  

Fascinating! Yet another example of how seemingly random research can have valuable results.
#science   #entomology  ___

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2016-05-02 03:00:49 (50 comments; 15 reshares; 85 +1s)Open 

The Clinton Foundation seems to be one hell of a scam.

The Clinton Foundation seems to be one hell of a scam.___

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2016-05-01 12:42:01 (6 comments; 0 reshares; 9 +1s)Open 

Wow. Watch Larry Willmore rip into Obama & Washington. Nasty, beautiful shit.
#election2016   #feelthebern  

Wow. Watch Larry Willmore rip into Obama & Washington. Nasty, beautiful shit.
#election2016   #feelthebern  ___

2016-05-01 12:00:46 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 3 +1s)Open 

Dear Penthouse: On the road in Arizona
(Source: SmotPoker @ https://disqus.com/home/discussion/wonkettecom/bundy_boys_or_bristol_palin_who_is_the_dumbest_your_weekly_top_ten/#comment-2651183546 )
I haven't done a bit of Barstool slapping a in while. An older piece, but I'm pretty sure I've never posted this one here. I'll play....
I visited AZ a while back, and I've been puzzling over this for a while now...
Shortly after arriving in some small two horse town whose name I never bothered to learn, I smoked some fine ass White Widow, then decided to stroll downtown to check out the town. I don't drink, but I spotted a bar, and with my mouth feeling dry as sand walked over to the bar.
I entered the bar which was dark, and you could smell decades of puke, and spilled drinks. The stench hit you in the face like a well trained boxer. It contained the usual... more »

Dear Penthouse: On the road in Arizona
(Source: SmotPoker @ https://disqus.com/home/discussion/wonkettecom/bundy_boys_or_bristol_palin_who_is_the_dumbest_your_weekly_top_ten/#comment-2651183546 )
I haven't done a bit of Barstool slapping a in while. An older piece, but I'm pretty sure I've never posted this one here. I'll play....
I visited AZ a while back, and I've been puzzling over this for a while now...
Shortly after arriving in some small two horse town whose name I never bothered to learn, I smoked some fine ass White Widow, then decided to stroll downtown to check out the town. I don't drink, but I spotted a bar, and with my mouth feeling dry as sand walked over to the bar.
I entered the bar which was dark, and you could smell decades of puke, and spilled drinks. The stench hit you in the face like a well trained boxer. It contained the usual assortment of people one expects to find inside a bar at noon. A drunk middle aged woman, well past her prime that eyed me as if I were a Porterhouse steak the moment I entered the room. Some of the town drunks huddled at the corner of the bar were comforting themselves with what I imagine were Jack & Cokes, glad to have the company of the other drunks to share their collective misery.
I'd no sooner ordered my coca cola in a short glass from the bartender that I suspected was the drunk middle aged woman's sister as they shared the same beaten down face that people get when dealt a raw hand in life when the doors once again opened let in a flood of light that was almost painful to the eyes that had grown accustomed to the dark interior of the bar.
The bartender, and the regulars offered up a cheerful greeting of "Hey B" to the young woman in her 20's with brunette hair. She strolled across the bar, her hips swinging in that seductive way that women have mastered in the course of their lives, well aware of the desires it can invoke. She sat at the bar leaving a barstool between us. She ordered herself a Jack & Coke then turned to eye me over, and evidently she approved of what she saw, as she tossed a smile my way, and gave her hair a flip with a shake of her head.
She spoke up, informing me that I must be new to the area because she knew all the men in town intimately, then threw me a wink to make sure I understood what she was saying. She introduced herself simply as "B", and I saw no need to inquire what it stood for, but I had a niggling suspicion that I somehow knew this woman from somewhere, but I couldn't quite place from where.
We chatted for a bit, I paid for her next drink then excused myself to use the men's room. I finished up my coke, went to stand up, and suddenly the world started spinning. I'd only smoked about a gram of that White Widow, it shouldn't be hitting me like this I thought. "B" grabbed me before I fell, and guided me back to my barstool.
She then stated the obvious telling me that I was in no condition to go anywhere without help, and offered to take me back to my hotel. Unable to move my mouth, I simply nodded as the room continued to spin, and my knees grew ever more wobbly. I remember thinking that I hoped the poor thing would hurry up, and get me to the hotel before I passed out.
She walked me out to her BMW which I thought was rather strange vehicle to see in such a two horse shit hole of a town, but didn't give it a second thought as I collapsed into the leather seat, and drifted off to sleep, unable to keep my eyes open for a moment longer.
I was awakened by a mighty slap to my face only to discover that my hands were bound to the bed posts, as were my legs. I was naked, and so was the helpful stranger named "B". She smiled, and told me that she noticed the faint aroma of cannabis in the room, and in my stupor I grinned, and replied that I only smoked the best. She asked if I was a liberal, and I assured her that I most assuredly was, momentarily forgetting that I was tied to a hotel bed by a complete stranger.
Her eyes kind of got funny when I answered that I was indeed a liberal. I can't tell you to this day if it was excitement, anger, or madness that was in those eyes, but it was scary as I'd never seen such a bizarre transformation in someone's eye's like that before.
She started rubbing herself against me, and playing with my willy until it was sufficiently erect. She told me how her mommy hated it when she fucked liberals, and that there wasn't anything more fun in her eyes than pissing off mommy dearest. I started to protest that we should probably use some protection if this was going to happen, and she slapped my face, smiled the sweetest smile I ever seen, and told me to never suggest such a thing in her presence ever again.
Sitting with one hand on my erect member, and using the other to stroke my face where it held the red mark of her hand, she asked if I was parched, and I told her that yes indeed I was parched. She smiled that sweet smile again, picked up a glass of coke with a straw in it, and held it to my face so I could drink.
Fuck! Goddammit! The room started to spin, I couldn't move my mouth to speak, and I was quickly starting to fade! It hit me in that moment just exactly what had gone down at the bar earlier. She must have spiked my drink when I went to the men's room! How could I have been so fucking stupid?
The last thing I heard was that it was time for momma to have some fun, and I have a vague recollection of her climbing on top of me, and starting to insert my erection into what looked like the hairiest vagina I had ever seen. It looked like she was using a poodle for a maxi pad or something, and then I blacked out.
Hours later I awakened to find that the restraints had been removed, the sky had grown dark with the passage of day into night, and a note on the dresser addressed to "The Stranger". Puzzled, bewildered, and trying to figure out if I should even attempt to find a cop to file charges I picked up the note, and began to read. It read:
"Thanks for the wonderful time. Sorry I drugged you, but you liberal men tend to run away once you find out who I am, and who my family is, and sometimes a girl just wants a good fucking you know? I needed a man, and sugar, you certainly fit the bill. Come see me next time you are in town, and if you ever make your way up to Wasilla, AK be sure to look me up."
It was signed "BP".
Man, I'm never getting stoned in Arizona again....
#election2016   #christianity   #sacredsunday   #inspirational  ___

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2016-05-01 10:05:49 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 5 +1s)Open 

Say what you like about Bamz' policies, but the man is super smart & funny as hell.
#election2016  

Say what you like about Bamz' policies, but the man is super smart & funny as hell.
#election2016  ___

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2016-05-01 09:48:24 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 30 +1s)Open 

Yowza!
Via +Jane Rakali 

___Yowza!
Via +Jane Rakali 

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2016-05-01 08:43:18 (5 comments; 2 reshares; 25 +1s)Open 

Dev installs Win 95 on Apple Watch, makes it only slightly less useful.

In the category of "Just because you can, it doesn't mean you should."___Dev installs Win 95 on Apple Watch, makes it only slightly less useful.

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2016-05-01 06:27:56 (36 comments; 1 reshares; 16 +1s)Open 

The comments on this are better than the article.

The comments on this are better than the article.___

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2016-05-01 06:00:29 (5 comments; 1 reshares; 11 +1s)Open 

It turns out that anti-vaxers aren't (just) stupid, they're super selfish.

It turns out that anti-vaxers aren't (just) stupid, they're super selfish.___

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2016-05-01 05:54:58 (11 comments; 0 reshares; 22 +1s)Open 

Death by snoo-snoo beaver!

Death by snoo-snoo beaver!___

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2016-05-01 05:37:34 (3 comments; 4 reshares; 33 +1s)Open 

Choose your system of government. Oh wait, you don't get to choose. Sorry.
#election2016  

Your choice___Choose your system of government. Oh wait, you don't get to choose. Sorry.
#election2016  

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2016-05-01 01:26:32 (5 comments; 0 reshares; 8 +1s)Open 

SLEEP NOW

SLEEP NOW___

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2016-05-01 01:04:05 (1 comments; 0 reshares; 6 +1s)Open 

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2016-05-01 01:00:28 (1 comments; 0 reshares; 3 +1s)Open 

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2016-05-01 00:37:21 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 4 +1s)Open 

...but this is my favourite cover of it.

...but this is my favourite cover of it.___

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2016-05-01 00:36:14 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 6 +1s)Open 

And here's the beautiful original.

And here's the beautiful original.___

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2016-05-01 00:33:09 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 2 +1s)Open 

Song to the Siren, covered by every singer on the planet.

Song to the Siren, covered by every singer on the planet.___

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2016-05-01 00:30:28 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 7 +1s)Open 

Eno
(If you have no idea who Brian Eno is, go look him up & listen to his stuff.)

( waves again at +God Emperor Lionel Lauer )

Eno/Manzanera-style ___Eno
(If you have no idea who Brian Eno is, go look him up & listen to his stuff.)

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2016-05-01 00:23:39 (4 comments; 0 reshares; 3 +1s)Open 

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2016-05-01 00:08:33 (4 comments; 0 reshares; 6 +1s)Open 

This one always makes me think of you, +A.V. Flox.

This one always makes me think of you, +A.V. Flox.___

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2016-05-01 00:03:37 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 3 +1s)Open 

Another one for Hillary Clinton
#hillary2016   #hillaryclinton   #election2016   #feelthebern  

Another one for Hillary Clinton
#hillary2016   #hillaryclinton   #election2016   #feelthebern  ___

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2016-05-01 00:00:49 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 2 +1s)Open 

The older I get, the smarter this advice sounds.

The older I get, the smarter this advice sounds.___

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2016-04-30 23:57:26 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 5 +1s)Open 

EMO BEAR RIGHTS!

EMO BEAR RIGHTS!___

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2016-04-30 23:50:54 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 5 +1s)Open 

Mashups FTW!

Mashups FTW!___

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2016-04-30 23:46:09 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 0 +1s)Open 

Shake off the perfect drug

Shake off the perfect drug___

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2016-04-30 23:31:16 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 9 +1s)Open 

Another one for Hillary
#hillary2016   #feelthebern  

Another one for Hillary
#hillary2016   #feelthebern  ___

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2016-04-30 23:27:36 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 11 +1s)Open 

R.I.P. David.

R.I.P. David.___

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2016-04-30 23:21:45 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 6 +1s)Open 

This one's for Hillary.
#hillary2016   #feelthebern  

This one's for Hillary.
#hillary2016   #feelthebern  ___

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2016-04-30 23:18:04 (7 comments; 0 reshares; 10 +1s)Open 

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2016-04-30 23:04:39 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 10 +1s)Open 

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2016-04-30 22:57:52 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 5 +1s)Open 

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2016-04-30 22:52:07 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 6 +1s)Open 

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2016-04-30 22:35:09 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 10 +1s)Open 

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2016-04-30 22:31:15 (0 comments; 1 reshares; 10 +1s)Open 

#waronwomen  

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2016-04-30 22:16:03 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 8 +1s)Open 

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2016-04-30 19:18:56 (5 comments; 7 reshares; 40 +1s)Open 

The science on climate change
Via +Irreverent Monk 

___The science on climate change
Via +Irreverent Monk 

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