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2013-05-06 12:29:15 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

2013-04-26 14:34:02 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

RIP George Jones

2013-04-25 19:50:27 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Since +Thomas Sanjurjo is fixin' to pull out his arsenal, I wanted to show him I have a much bigger arsenal (I hope). Let the BATTLE begin!

2013-04-15 12:33:13 (1 comments, 2 reshares, 3 +1s)

I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."

2013-04-12 21:30:01 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 16 +1s)

I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 18 minutes

2013-04-12 18:24:41 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Soup is just a way to screw you out of a meal - Jay Leno

2013-04-12 17:13:57 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

RIP Jonathan Winters.

2013-04-12 14:34:47 (3 comments, 1 reshares, 2 +1s)

Oh boy!

2013-04-09 14:08:00 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

A Helping Hand


When the office printer´s type began to grow faint, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he said, the manager might try reading the printer's manual and doing the job himself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, the office manager asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

"Actually it's my boss´s idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."

2013-04-08 12:28:10 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

2013-03-29 14:38:56 (1 comments, 2 reshares, 6 +1s)

Yep!

2013-03-26 12:25:16 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

LOL!

2013-03-25 18:00:04 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Sniglets

Definition:

Defined by American comedian Rich Hall as "a word that doesn't appear in the dictionary but should."

Hall coined the term while performing in the HBO series _Not Necessarily the News_ (1983-1990) and between 1984 and 1990 compiled several volumes of sniglets.



Here are some sniglets for you. Do you have others?

doork, a person who pushes on a door marked "pull."

lotshock, the act of parking your car, walking away, and then watching it roll past you.


mustgo, any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.

profanitype, the special symbols and stars used by cartoonists to replace swear words(points, asterisks, stars, and so on). It is yet to be determined which specific character representswhic... more »

2013-03-19 17:00:01 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Get Rid of Ants Solution

This is a recipe for getting rid of those pesky ants that come every spring and summer. Mix up the solution, pack cotton balls in a jar cover, put the solution on and they will be gone.

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
3 tablespoons boric acid
3 cups warm water

Directions:
1. Mix the sugar and boric acid well.


2. Add the warm water slowly, mixing all the while so it won't be too lumpy.


3. Store in a jar until ready to use.


4. When ready to use, put cotton into the top of a jar lid to fill it and then saturate the cotton to the top.


5. Place it in the location where it is needed.


6. Note: This solution will keep for a long while. A good technique is to drip a drop or two over the edge of the lid to rest on the counter so the ants will find the... more »

2013-03-15 23:13:45 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Checking Feedly since reader is going away

2013-05-24 08:45:56 (35 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

Perhaps you should consider something smaller.Just saying!

2013-03-07 13:42:11 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Giant mosquitoes, Niles lizards, burmese pythons, snakeheads, asian carp, poison frogs.... ever get the feeling that someone cursed Florida and nobody told them?

2013-02-24 04:17:59 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Giveaway ends Sunday. 

2013-02-22 14:35:29 (1 comments, 1 reshares, 2 +1s)

This is just too funny! This ranger will make your day with his funny lines. 

2013-02-04 08:12:23 (1 comments, 2 reshares, 7 +1s)

Ha!

2013-01-29 15:03:26 (5 comments, 1 reshares, 7 +1s)

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence.

2013-01-28 12:18:09 (1 comments, 1 reshares, 6 +1s)

2013-01-14 22:18:11 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

2013-01-14 21:54:55 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)

To brighten your day, I No Longer Feel Quite So Stupid!!!

2012-12-26 16:03:44 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

2012-12-23 18:58:04 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

For all those brave men and women that are away from their families for Christmas......

2012-12-21 15:16:50 (0 comments, 2 reshares, 7 +1s)

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as... more »

2012-12-20 23:53:19 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dear snowplow dude. Don't you think I don't see you. I see you turn your blade towards my driveway loosing me in. I see you laugh when you do this. I worked hard digging out of my driveway. Thanks alot. True story.

2012-12-18 17:34:59 (12 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

LOL!

2012-12-14 19:07:06 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

2012-12-14 18:34:49 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Feelin' great.

2012-12-14 14:52:58 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

I look so peaceful when my kids are sleeping.

2012-12-03 16:38:42 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

2012-11-30 21:12:57 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

How cool is this. We just watched someone have their life changed. 

2012-11-30 16:19:46 (2 comments, 1 reshares, 4 +1s)

LIFE: 

1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

2012-11-30 14:20:19 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

LOL! 

2012-11-02 19:21:19 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

2012-10-31 13:17:33 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

I find this commercial quite funny and so appropriate for this time of year. 

2012-10-24 14:31:27 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "+1" button.

2012-10-22 14:20:25 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

I love The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Gotta love this lady. 

2012-10-22 14:01:02 (6 comments, 6 reshares, 3 +1s)

Need a laugh.....
 
A 'demo water bed' in a German furniture store. Note that the sign says NOT to get on the bed, but oh well..the best way to motivate people to do something is to put up a sign saying 

"Don't........!" 


Turn on speakers and watch people trying out the water bed. 
It's in German, but that only makes it funnier. 

Watch for the last two ladies !

2012-10-22 13:55:17 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Bad joke of the day OR Groan of the day:

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and 
after a while they got to know each other so 
well, they decided to get married. 

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, 
the other the groom broom. 

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her 
white dress. The groom broom was handsome 
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was 
lovely. 

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the 
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 
'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 



'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' 

2012-10-19 17:45:18 (1 comments, 3 reshares, 3 +1s)

A little inspiration for your jack-o-lanterns this year!! These are really unique. 

2012-10-18 20:53:25 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

2012-10-12 20:06:14 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

This is pretty funny!

2012-10-12 19:16:30 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Interesting.....Not sure about this

2012-10-09 18:41:09 (0 comments, 3 reshares, 5 +1s)

Yep, Fonts do matter. 

2012-10-05 21:50:05 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 1 +1s)

2012-10-05 20:10:04 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 4 +1s)

2012-10-05 18:30:03 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)