
Lise Bjerregaard Nielsen
Epic procrastinatress extraordinaire. Decadent dissident. Scandinavian Queen of Melodrama. Self-proclaimed Miss Hissyfit of the Universe 1978 through 1985 and again in 1998, 2003, 2007-2012.
Occupation: Epic procrastinator
Location: Roskilde
ProfilesRankThis is the rank of 'Lise Bjerregaard Nielsen' out of all Google+ Profiles.: 4,001 (GenderRankFor the gender 'Other'.: 33)
ProfilesRankThis is the rank of 'Lise Bjerregaard Nielsen' out of all Google+ Profiles. in Denmark: 9 (GenderRankFor the gender 'Other'.: 1)
Followers: 15,933
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Cream of the Crop: 04/30/2012
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2013-06-17 12:35:22 (9 comments, 1 reshares, 41 +1s)
Made this while I was in Berlin.
Can't decide if it's finished or not, so I suspect that it is, in the sense that it probably won't be worked on again.
I rather like it myself, actually. :)
I know it's not big Art, but at least it's here. :)

2013-06-17 10:51:33 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 19 +1s)
My only problem with Game of Thrones is that every time they say "Westeros" I hear the place name it was based on: "Västerås". A small-medium sized town in Sweden. It kinda breaks that feeling of "ooooh magical" and turn it into "ooooh all the shops close at 6"


2013-06-16 21:52:22 (10 comments, 1 reshares, 22 +1s)
JONATHAN CHRISTOPHER KENDALL (1962-2013)
With the greatest of sorrow I, +su ann lim , have to inform you that Jonathan Christopher Kendall, my fiancé and love of my life, died suddenly last night on 15 June 2013. Despite the incredible efforts of our friends +Suzanne Jacob +Gaynal Brierley , paramedics and ambulance personnel he could not be revived.
Jonathan lived as he believed, telling it like it is, with wit and humour, enjoying life to the hilt, with honour, directness and compassion. I was incredibly blessed to be the recipient of his immense love, and as each other's beloved, to share unbelievable happiness for too short a time. Jonathan, I LOVE YOU with all my heart and miss you desperately.
One of the favourite activities in his life was to engage with all you here on Google Plus. He thrived on the intellectual challenges, soaked up a vast amou... more »


2013-06-16 20:04:28 (9 comments, 3 reshares, 27 +1s)
EMERGENCY TIARA!!!
I made a thing!
Inspired by imgur.com/qm9tH


2013-06-16 18:12:54 (16 comments, 1 reshares, 47 +1s)
Yeah, I know, he's nothing special to you guys, but he's special to me, so I'm gonna just share him onto your defenseless streams anyways. ;)
He lives with my parents with his brother Thor and his name is Holger Bech Nielsen (named after a Danish theoretical phycisist) and Chuck Norris and Lille SVIN! (Last name loosely translates to Little JERK/BASTARD ) and I love my Lille SVIN. ;)

2013-06-16 09:17:11 (63 comments, 0 reshares, 27 +1s)
First step in **Lise Teaches Herself German.
It's about time I get around to that, and I always thought learning the rudimentaries of a language via children's books and then go from there would be the way to go for me.
Being Danish, I recognise enough of the nouns and verbs in the German language, that I think this book will fit my bill as a starting point, but if I was to learn Finnish, for example, I'd start out with books for 3-4 year olds.
Sometimes I feel like a stupid person here on G+ because I only know two languages well enough to be able to make proper use of them... ;)
So. Fellow roamers of the Plusverse!
What are your favourite children's book in your native language?
EDIT: Children's books for small children that one could use for learning the language "from the bottom up".
Inquiring mind wants... more »


2013-06-15 21:00:11 (65 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)
Hello, I really need the Google+ Community help
I have found this beautiful 500 Megapixel photo : http://goo.gl/ZM4dN
I downloaded it.
And I have tried everything to upload and share it to Google+. But I can not.
Is there a Megapixel limitation on Google+ ???


2013-06-15 15:41:19 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 42 +1s)
My kind of bookshop! ;)
(And of course, I completely blew my book quota)


2013-06-11 22:26:30 (2 comments, 2 reshares, 45 +1s)
Google+ > Facebook
Art by Alexander Jansson
#googleplus #facebook


2013-06-11 11:53:55 (34 comments, 5 reshares, 19 +1s)
Made this to express my thoughts about all this...
Ich bin ein Ost-Berliner
– Barack Obama, 1984

2013-06-10 17:25:13 (19 comments, 1 reshares, 11 +1s)
Going to Berlin this summer for a couple of days.
Any inside tips?
Anything I shouldn't miss while I'm there?
(Apart from you guys, obviously)? ;)
On a tight budget, so nothing crazy extravagant like the opera.
I am saving that for later. :)


2013-06-09 21:45:01 (7 comments, 4 reshares, 47 +1s)
"Cascade II"
Please feel free to share. Fullscreen view recommended for best resolution.
Woolshed Falls under the Milky Way, Australia. 7th of June 2013
Slightly different view to my last upload. As was the case with it I had to blend in a longer exposure to bring up some detail in the falls as it was so dark there. But unlike "Cascade", which was a panorama, this is just a single shot field of view.
I would love to know which one you like best out of the two.
Prints available through my website
www.capturingthenight.com
#longexposurephotography #astrophotography #starrynights #astrotogs #waterfall


2013-06-09 18:03:43 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 15 +1s)
There's a new store in my town.
They know how to generate som serious #roi .
Edit: NEEDZ MOAR #HASHTAGS !!
#seo #seotips #marketingtips #roi #ctr #cta #masterclass #socialmediamarketing #authorrank #thoughtleaders #thoughtleadership #authenticity #seolol #packagingtrends #packagingmarketing #shareablecontent #imagemarketing #imagematters #socialmediabait #douchetagging


2013-06-09 12:46:37 (16 comments, 0 reshares, 82 +1s)
+Lise Bjerregaard Nielsen
http://fiverr.com/kdogking/create-a-realistic-cartoon-of-you
#graphicdesign #cartoon #cartoonist #creativephotos #characterdesign #fiverrgigs #fiverrseller #fiverrgigs #cartooning


2013-06-09 10:29:18 (13 comments, 3 reshares, 39 +1s)
Wood Carved Motorbike
#design #woodworking http://bit.ly/12ytqtV

2013-06-07 14:14:31 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
500 markedsførings-kanaljer fra DK i en cirkel
Community for markedsførings-kanaljer finder du her: https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/107795902098517283954 . Der er også links ud til alle de andre danske marketings fora på G+. Skriv hvis du eller dit fora mangler.
God weekend
/Mads Gorm
#kanaljemarketing

2013-06-07 13:56:15 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)
Storybird - Anyone used it?
Looks like a very interesting concept, create your own children's stories using other artist's artwork.
I see that our very own +pascal campion has work on there.
As an artist you can upload your artwork and make it available for others to create stories. You are paid royalties per download.
#childrensbooks #illustrators #kbn
+byron rempel +Arthur Biscuit +Mike Brownlow +Cliff Roth +Sue Eves +Emma Chichester Clark +eric orchard +Ben Towle +Claudio Cerri +Hazel Mitchell +Mattias Adolfsson +John Shelley +Jed Alexander +Liz Graham-Yooll


2013-06-07 12:40:42 (20 comments, 2 reshares, 39 +1s)
In case some of you hadn't noticed this about me; here is a little service announcement:
When possible, please take that into account when dealing with me. ;)


2013-06-07 13:41:27 (38 comments, 1 reshares, 21 +1s)
Ahaa!!
As some might remember, I posted about the problem with links being invisible in the new Google+ design. See my post here: https://plus.google.com/u/0/106909838320943141098/posts/ANj7HtgnZTF
+simone righini and I experimented with using * as a way to force links to appear bold ... with mixed results (only works for domains, not direct links).
But then I had an 'aha-moment'. The * and _ in Google+ works when it precedes and trails other characters, but it's ignored for spaces. So what if we use a space that isn't a normal space character?
Like a... non-breaking space?
And voila, super-secret workaround for making your links stand out in Google+ is here.
Here is what links look like normally: http://www.baekdal.com/opinion/what-the-new-google-should-do/
...and here is what it looks like with a non-bre... more »

2013-06-06 17:20:33 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)
I just saw a big biker dude with the words "Loudest Rippers" sewn on to his jacket.
I almost hurt myself laughing/farting.


2013-06-06 10:45:25 (31 comments, 1 reshares, 41 +1s)
Grattis på dagen til alle jer svenske pluslinger! :)
Har nok mindst et par hundrede svensklinger i mine cirkler, og ursäkt til jer andre, men +Patrik Järvelöv var min første herinde, og dermed min all time favourite svenske plusser! :D
Det betyder nu ikke, at jeg ikke i kæmpe grad værdsætter +Petra Graneström +Niklas Börsting +Andreas Holmqvist +Marie Axelsson +Maria Holm +Danni Efraim +Amelie Harms +Göran Jartin +Åsa Magnusson +Eva Hausmann +David Hagman +Jakob Wester +Wilhelm Person +Carina Wesenlund-Jonsson og alle jer andre dejlinger!
I svenskere gør G+ til et hyggeligt sted at være med jeres morgenhilsner, jeres #ankdammen hashtag og jeres sammenhold. :)
Billedet der ledsager dette indlæg er iøvrigt, hvad der sker, når jeg billedgoogler sverige flag - one of these things is not like the others! ;)

2013-06-06 09:32:47 (2 comments, 1 reshares, 6 +1s)
Like electronic music? You need this in your life. Fact.
Den Sorte Skole is a Copenhagen based dj, producer and composer collective founded by Simon Dokkedal, Martin Fernando Jakobsen og Martin Højland in 2003.
By sampling music from all across the world and genres as diverse as folk, hiphop, psycedelica, electronica, surf, reggae and classical they take the listener on a truly unique journey through musical history and beyond. The sound is original, massive and highly enchanting.
Their live perfomances unfold on turntables and mpd-players with tons of samples flying through the speakers. Opposed to other turntablists scracthing is only used for extra finesse, as the ambition is to mix the thousands of soundbites into a flawless collage of sound, sounding like it was intended to be like this.
Martin Jakobsen is currently living in New York, managing Tur... more »


2013-06-05 19:48:20 (35 comments, 1 reshares, 14 +1s)
...og Sydsjællands Politi fjoller på Twitter igen. :D


2013-06-05 14:14:30 (13 comments, 2 reshares, 28 +1s)
I'm not man enough, according to America. I don't have the right body. I don't wear the right clothes. I don't talk the right way. I don't listen to the right music. I don't watch the right movies. I don't have the right look. I don't drive the right car.
I'm not man enough, according to society. I read too much. Too many people have seen me crying. My hair is too long. I have too many cats. I'm too fond of the theatre. I've seen too many operas.
I'm not man enough, according to the Internet. I don't play sports. I don't chase after women and try to con them into letting me fuck them using Game. I'm too introverted. I'm too geeky. I'm not nerdy enough. I'm too this and not enough that, and blah blah fucking blah.
You don't think I'm man enough for you? Too fucking bad. I don't exist for your... more »


2013-06-05 13:09:06 (16 comments, 0 reshares, 22 +1s)
Wendy Pini née Fletcher, (born June 4, 1951, San Francisco, California) created the well-known Elfquest series of comics, graphic novels and prose works.
Wendy's youthful interest in fantasy was inspired in part by such luminaries as Shakespeare and Kipling. She took artistic inspiration from Victorian illustrators such as Arthur Rackham and Edmund Dulac, designers such as Walt Disney, Doug Wildey and Erte, as well as comic book greats such as Jack Kirby and Japanese manga artist Osamu Tezuka.
Pini contributed several covers and illustrations to Galaxy Science Fiction and Galileo magazines in the mid-1970s, before launching Elfquest in 1978. Prior to the widespread publication of Elfquest, Wendy was also known for dressing up at fan conventions as Red Sonja.
In addition to Elfquest, Wendy Pini also created two graphic novels based on the TV series Beauty and the Beast ... more »


2013-06-05 12:16:25 (23 comments, 12 reshares, 46 +1s)
HAVING A BAD DAY?
Not anymore!
Look at how happy this man is with his giant onion!
And how delighted I am, that that sentence sounds so much like a euphemism but it isn't! :D
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! <3 :D


2013-06-05 10:44:03 (11 comments, 0 reshares, 38 +1s)
Glædelig Grundlovsdag, kære meddanskere.
Lad os ikke tage den for givet! :)
Efter min mening er det den vigtigste "fejringsdag" på året, og vi har for engangs skyld en tendens til at glemme at fejre, når chancen byder sig, på trods af, at det ellers er noget, vi excellerer i. ;)
Skål til Danmark, og tillykke med at vi - trods alt, trods offentlighedslove og den store børnehave DK oftest er - stadig er et demokrati (der for længst har stagneret og stille og roligt er på vej retur i "antal stemmer/antal høveder"-sølet) og i forhold til så mange andre lande kloden rundt: Et venligt sted at være.
Lad os prøve at være ordentlige ved hinanden (også) idag, og ikke glemme vores grundlovssikrede rettigheder.
Mange af os, jeg selv inklusive, kunne godt trænge til et genopfriskningskursus. :)
Today, june 5th, is the Danish Con... more »


2013-06-04 11:28:23 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)
Happy birthday to jew!
Happy birthday tooo jew!
Happy BIRTHDAY +Ben Zaitz...!
Happy birthday to jew!
I wish jew a fantabulous bday and hope that +Annemarie Zaitz keeps you up until fuck o' clock, jewde.
I found a gif of you from back when you had "straight" blonde hair.
Enjoy the sparkles and pet your current jewfro form me. <3


2013-06-03 16:50:15 (4 comments, 3 reshares, 12 +1s)
Jeg deler for lidt på Google Plus
Og det gør du sikkert også?
Problemet er, at når vi ikke deler indlæg, får vi aldrig vist hinanden hvem, som er spændende at følge.
Jeg kan i hvert fald sige, at jeg kun læser ca. 300 menneskers indlæg fast - resten af dem jeg følger, ser jeg ikke hvad skriver med mindre de bliver delt eller får så mange plusser, at de vises automatisk i min strøm (det, der hedder Udforsk her i G+).
Der er nu så mange nye på Google Plus hele tiden, at jeg (og sikkert også du) ikke kan finde tid til at lægge alle ind i hovedstrømmen for at tjekke, om det de skriver er interessant for lige præcis mine interesser.
Resultatet er, at nye mennesker, som kommer til, og som skriver super spændende ting, simpelthen ikke bliver set af dig eller mig.
Det er ærgerligt.
Så skal vi ikke prøve at dele de fede ting fra nye f... more »


2013-06-03 15:07:29 (13 comments, 1 reshares, 24 +1s)
What it is like to watch The Red Wedding scene with people who haven't read the Song of Ice and Fire series. #gameofthrones #redwedding


2013-06-03 11:04:10 (33 comments, 0 reshares, 29 +1s)
Dearest +Lise Bjerregaard Nielsen as promised I have fashioned a nose for you from a seashell and some twine. While I was at it I took the liberty of purloining a couple of hairy caterpillars from the garden as I noticed you were also missing your eyebrows. I do hope my efforts meet with your satisfaction. Wishing you a most restful night and a bright and breezy tomorrow :) Xx

2013-06-03 09:57:38 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)
Det här är stark läsning. Jag minns själv den tiden. När de första flyktingarna från Jugoslavien kom gick jag på en mellanstadieskola bara tre mil ifrån Alfred Dalin. Det blev smått kaos. Så många kom till den lilla byn att det blev en vi-mot-dem-känsla. Det viktigaste var att tillhöra en grupp och kunna hävda sig mot de andra grupperna. Jag minns att jag själv sa och gjorde saker som jag än idag skäms över. Jag av alla människor, med invandrad pappa och judiskt påbrå. Men jag var ju en del av "vi" och de var ju "dem". Och helt garanterat var det långt mycket svårare för de "på andra sidan stängslet", de barn som under kaotiska omständigheter hade ryckts från sina hem och placerats på en helt främmande plats. Att de hade ett stort behov av identitet och tillhörighet är inte svårt att förstå. Klart att det uppstod motsättningar. Vi var barn och barn är ofta vilsna, sökande, i ... more »

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