Test CircleCount PRO now!
Login now

Not your profile? Login and get free access to your reports and analysis.

Tejas Richard

Tejas Richard 

Welcome to the Pantsless Revolution! I AM THE CHAOS MONKEY!! (coo coo cachoo) *Now, with 50% more penis!*

Occupation: Vagina Wizard (Tejas Richard's School of Fuckery and Vaginacraft.)

Birthday: 11/06

Followers: 18,761

Following: 4,356

Views: 5,662,099

Added to CircleCount.com: 07/13/2011That's the date, where Tejas Richard has been indexed by CircleCount.com.
This hasn't to be the date where the daily check has been started.
(Update nowYou can update your stats by clicking on this link!
This can take a few seconds.
)

Tags

Sign in

The following tags have been added by users of CircleCount.com.
You can login on CircleCount to add more tags here.

  • Android

Are you missing a tag in the list of available tags? You can suggest new tags here.

Login now

Do you want to see a more detailed chart? Check your settings and define your favorite chart type.

Or click here to get the detailed chart only once.

Tejas Richard has been at 4 events

HostFollowersTitleDateGuestsLinks
Jo Mills3,996Did you not mark your calendars? Shame, shame. Last year +Scott Cramer dared me to sit under my desk at work and share a picture; I did, he reshared and viral chaos ensued ;P It was so much fun that we decided to make it an annual event, so get under your desk (or kitchen table or coffee table), take a pic and post it on G+ with the ridiculously long hashtag #InternationalTakeAPictureUnderYourDeskDay ! And, mind your noggin. Last year some companies even got their whole office involved; along with kids and pets - sitting under your desk is for everyone ;P It's Friday. You aren't really working anyway. Original post from 2012: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+ScottCramer/posts/ZpCndemLEQ5#+ScottCramer/posts/ZpCndemLEQ5#InternationalTakeAPictureUnderYourDeskDay2013-11-08 01:00:0054  
Tejas Richard18,761It's EEYORE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! Come play at Pease Park! _ Parking is FREE at the state parking garage "E" and lot 3 on Colorado between 16th and 17th streets where our shuttle busses will pick you up and return you all day long!!!_ _Handicapped parking is also available at the same location, we have special needs busses chartered in our fleet for our shuttle service_ _The Capital Metro bus 338 Lamar/45th route runs on Lamar and stops at Martin Luther King. It runs until 11:00pm._ _Capital Metro has informed me that they will be adding extra busses specifically for our event this year!_ _Thanks Capital Metro!!_50th Annual Eeyore's Birthday Party Celebration2013-04-27 11:00:0014  
Sarah Rios42,808*WHOVIANS* Mark your calendars... and your arms. http://imgur.com/lP0i5Xj (Original post: https://plus.google.com/u/0/101453162215777563254/posts/ED4yBRm41su) *Edit:* Facebook event - https://www.facebook.com/events/150522868436180THE SILENCE2013-04-23 08:00:001292  
Brett Lipton23,347Pick some friends & bang um silly!Plus Phuck Phriday! DEFINITION: A PlusPhuck is a display of true (well maybe not true) love when one plusses all the posts & photos of a phriend. Like a big phrikkin notification wake up call to get that red box glowing.2013-03-29 05:00:00684  

Shared Circles including Tejas Richard

Shared Circles are not available on Google+ anymore, but you can find them still here.

The Google+ Collections of Tejas Richard

New!
Login and checkout your own profile to see the average response per collection.
Or check out how it looks like on the profile page of +CircleCount.

Looks like this is your profile but we haven't loaded your posts yet to show you here the average numbers per collection.
Just open your dashboard and let the server work for you.

Activity

Average numbers for the latest posts (max. 50 posts, posted within the last 4 weeks)

10
comments per post
0
reshares per post
32
+1's per post

250
characters per posting

Top posts in the last 50 posts

Most comments: 54

posted image

2016-06-30 15:17:14 (54 comments; 0 reshares; 21 +1s; )Open 

The thing they are building is called a form. It is the wood molding that they will pour concrete into to make the slab for a house. Yes, that top board is where the ground floor will eventually be. Yes, this means the house will have a slab of concrete roughly 15' thick. Yes, this is for a single-family dwelling. Yes, that slab alone prolly costs more in materials than my house cost to buy outright. Yes, this is silly. Sigh.

Most reshares: 4

posted image

2016-07-20 22:15:59 (5 comments; 4 reshares; 33 +1s; )Open 

HA HAHA, HA HAHA, HA H... falls over

Most plusones: 110

posted image

2016-06-16 15:12:35 (34 comments; 0 reshares; 110 +1s; )Open 

9 years ago today, in a cathedral made of junk, this lady married me. She has yet to kill me. I blame her parents for not teaching her to shoot properly.
Love you, sweet heart!
💗

Latest 50 posts

2016-07-28 19:21:40 (18 comments; 0 reshares; 33 +1s; )Open 

God bless girls in cutoff jean shorts! <3
They are virtually the only part of Texas summer that isn't hellish!

God bless girls in cutoff jean shorts! <3
They are virtually the only part of Texas summer that isn't hellish!___

posted image

2016-07-23 22:46:00 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 29 +1s; )Open 

More pics from McKinney Falls State park

More pics from McKinney Falls State park___

posted image

2016-07-23 19:03:47 (18 comments; 1 reshares; 66 +1s; )Open 

Took the kids to the park to catch Pokemon. Ended up on an impromptu swimming trip!

Took the kids to the park to catch Pokemon. Ended up on an impromptu swimming trip!___

posted image

2016-07-22 21:51:37 (8 comments; 0 reshares; 24 +1s; )Open 

Well, this place is awesome! It is like slightly manicured woodlands, with paths and water fixtures, and incredible metal sculpture! And then inside, gorgeous, textured paintings!

Well, this place is awesome! It is like slightly manicured woodlands, with paths and water fixtures, and incredible metal sculpture! And then inside, gorgeous, textured paintings!___

posted image

2016-07-22 18:38:10 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 21 +1s; )Open 

Photosphere of the view from the patio of the Arc de Tejas wine tasting room.

Photosphere of the view from the patio of the Arc de Tejas wine tasting room.___

posted image

2016-07-22 17:19:18 (4 comments; 0 reshares; 57 +1s; )Open 

Woohoo! We have sent the children to various safe locations, and are having a grownups day! Here we are at the Real Ale brewery!

Woohoo! We have sent the children to various safe locations, and are having a grownups day! Here we are at the Real Ale brewery!___

posted image

2016-07-22 01:53:11 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 34 +1s; )Open 

Out at 4th Tap Brewery! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Out at 4th Tap Brewery! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!___

posted image

2016-07-20 22:15:59 (5 comments; 4 reshares; 33 +1s; )Open 

SO MUCH THIS! SO VERY MUCH THIS!!!

HA HAHA, HA HAHA, HA H... falls over___SO MUCH THIS! SO VERY MUCH THIS!!!

2016-07-20 00:34:44 (11 comments; 0 reshares; 28 +1s; )Open 

A non-zero number of times, I have started to slywink at someone one, and realized in the moment just after the last moment in which it would be possible for me to completely abort the action, that they are on the wrong side of my face to see the wink...at which point I stop mid wink and hastily wink with the other side, instead. This all happens in (hah!) the blink of an eye and, if you saw me from straight-on, would prolly look like the most erratically, semi-dysfunctional blink that ever was blunked.

#BetrayedByMyOwnBody

A non-zero number of times, I have started to slywink at someone one, and realized in the moment just after the last moment in which it would be possible for me to completely abort the action, that they are on the wrong side of my face to see the wink...at which point I stop mid wink and hastily wink with the other side, instead. This all happens in (hah!) the blink of an eye and, if you saw me from straight-on, would prolly look like the most erratically, semi-dysfunctional blink that ever was blunked.

#BetrayedByMyOwnBody___

posted image

2016-07-16 23:59:41 (13 comments; 0 reshares; 8 +1s; )Open 

I have no shame.

http://pokemon.vifppoints.club/coins/m7p2lyqg

I have no shame.

http://pokemon.vifppoints.club/coins/m7p2lyqg___

posted image

2016-07-13 16:52:19 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 25 +1s; )Open 

I'm such a lemming...

I'm such a lemming...___

posted image

2016-07-07 22:46:51 (13 comments; 1 reshares; 45 +1s; )Open 

From-scratch panko-breaded Dijon chicken strips

Recipe and prep:

2 chicken breasts cut length-wise into thin strips (mine made about 9, plus 3-4 nugget sized trimmings)

For the breading:

About a cup of Panko bread crumbs

About 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese (I used the powdered stuff)

About 2 tsp parsley

stir with a fork in a bowl until well-mixed
(I could have made several more strips with this amount of breading. Maybe even another whole breast's worth)

For the coating:

About 1/2 cup mayo

1 tbs Dijon mustard

1 pinch white pepper

1/2 tsp garlic powder

Salt to taste.

Stir with a fork or whisk until blended. Taste and adjust seasoning. Next time, I am going to try adding some sriracha to this, to give it a little kick.
more »

From-scratch panko-breaded Dijon chicken strips

Recipe and prep:

2 chicken breasts cut length-wise into thin strips (mine made about 9, plus 3-4 nugget sized trimmings)

For the breading:

About a cup of Panko bread crumbs

About 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese (I used the powdered stuff)

About 2 tsp parsley

stir with a fork in a bowl until well-mixed
(I could have made several more strips with this amount of breading. Maybe even another whole breast's worth)

For the coating:

About 1/2 cup mayo

1 tbs Dijon mustard

1 pinch white pepper

1/2 tsp garlic powder

Salt to taste.

Stir with a fork or whisk until blended. Taste and adjust seasoning. Next time, I am going to try adding some sriracha to this, to give it a little kick.


Method:

Dip each strip into the mayo mixture, then roll in Panko mixture, then set aside on a plate or cooking sheet.

Using a large, deep frying pan, fill with a neutral cooking oil to 1/4" deep.

Place over high heat till oil is very hot. I judge this by dropping a small piece of bread (or breaded nugget ;-p) into the oil when I think it is getting close. When that bit start to fry nicely, it is time to add the other tenders. If you want to be more exact, you are looking for an oil temp around 375-400°.

Work in batches. Add as many strips in a single layer to the pan as you can without crowding. Fry till the underside gets golden brown (maybe 4 minutes), then flip and do the same on the other side.

Remove to a cooling rack placed over some paper towel, so that the excess oil will drip off, and you don't end up with soggy, greasy breading.

Enjoy!

___

posted image

2016-07-07 01:57:23 (1 comments; 0 reshares; 15 +1s; )Open 

+James Johnson​ says "#DemTitties!"

+James Johnson​ says "#DemTitties!"___

posted image

2016-07-07 01:32:55 (7 comments; 0 reshares; 33 +1s; )Open 

+L.T. Valentine​, +Hillary Johnson​, +James Johnson​, and I at the show

#TwentyOnePilots

+L.T. Valentine​, +Hillary Johnson​, +James Johnson​, and I at the show

#TwentyOnePilots___

posted image

2016-07-07 01:30:15 (4 comments; 0 reshares; 23 +1s; )Open 

At the amphitheatre to see #TwentyOnePilots

At the amphitheatre to see #TwentyOnePilots___

posted image

2016-07-04 23:03:04 (7 comments; 0 reshares; 58 +1s; )Open 

#TinyTejas

#TinyTejas___

posted image

2016-07-04 13:58:43 (3 comments; 1 reshares; 29 +1s; )Open 

Who's ready to eat too much food and blow shit up?!?


#ITSFREEDOMDAYBITCHES

Happy Freedom Day, Bitches
http://www.questionablecontent.net/___Who's ready to eat too much food and blow shit up?!?


#ITSFREEDOMDAYBITCHES

2016-07-04 02:49:35 (15 comments; 0 reshares; 26 +1s; )Open 

My wife just said this cat has a very shoe-like vagina.
Basically.
I mean, not in those exact words... But that is what she meant...
I can't make this shit up.

My wife just said this cat has a very shoe-like vagina.
Basically.
I mean, not in those exact words... But that is what she meant...
I can't make this shit up.___

posted image

2016-07-03 16:15:09 (31 comments; 0 reshares; 24 +1s; )Open 

Yep. Still bloody.

Yep. Still bloody.___

posted image

2016-07-03 00:50:38 (35 comments; 0 reshares; 25 +1s; )Open 

I have been poked in the eye

I have been poked in the eye___

posted image

2016-07-01 16:03:56 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 23 +1s; )Open 

#MFW #TIL I trip +Roger Sherman​'s trigger.


#MFW #TIL I trip +Roger Sherman​'s trigger.
___

2016-07-01 02:50:35 (9 comments; 0 reshares; 15 +1s; )Open 

Benny and Joon: easy pick for a spot in the top ten best movies EVAR!

Benny and Joon: easy pick for a spot in the top ten best movies EVAR!___

posted image

2016-06-30 15:17:14 (54 comments; 0 reshares; 21 +1s; )Open 

The thing they are building is called a form. It is the wood molding that they will pour concrete into to make the slab for a house. Yes, that top board is where the ground floor will eventually be. Yes, this means the house will have a slab of concrete roughly 15' thick. Yes, this is for a single-family dwelling. Yes, that slab alone prolly costs more in materials than my house cost to buy outright. Yes, this is silly. Sigh.

The thing they are building is called a form. It is the wood molding that they will pour concrete into to make the slab for a house. Yes, that top board is where the ground floor will eventually be. Yes, this means the house will have a slab of concrete roughly 15' thick. Yes, this is for a single-family dwelling. Yes, that slab alone prolly costs more in materials than my house cost to buy outright. Yes, this is silly. Sigh.___

posted image

2016-06-30 02:11:05 (7 comments; 1 reshares; 23 +1s; )Open 

Good night, plus! MWUAH!

Found this mama spider recently and she let me up close for pictures! +Lerato Majikfaerie​you may appreciate this. :) ___Good night, plus! MWUAH!

posted image

2016-06-25 15:24:09 (1 comments; 0 reshares; 28 +1s; )Open 

Caturday: A Tale of Two Kitties

Caturday: A Tale of Two Kitties___

posted image

2016-06-25 14:58:26 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 9 +1s; )Open 

If you've never read +Rick Wayne​'s stuff, you are missing out! He prolly isn't for everyone. But if you have a slightly dark sense of humor, do not hesitate! Go! Buy! Nao!

Now I'm excited. Lately I've found that I haven't had time for reading any of the books that I've wanted, but I have been using my commute to listen to audio books. Tonight, I found out that +Rick Wayne has some of his books on Audible.com. I bought them all.

My only concern now is for how much gas I'm going to burn so I have an excuse to listen.___If you've never read +Rick Wayne​'s stuff, you are missing out! He prolly isn't for everyone. But if you have a slightly dark sense of humor, do not hesitate! Go! Buy! Nao!

posted image

2016-06-25 13:26:03 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 33 +1s; )Open 

+Bruce Shark​

+Bruce Shark​___

posted image

2016-06-25 01:18:15 (1 comments; 1 reshares; 14 +1s; )Open 

Well then...

Well then...___

posted image

2016-06-22 03:42:23 (10 comments; 0 reshares; 34 +1s; )Open 

I laughed waaaaaay too hard at this...
Then I read it again, and laughed again.
I am currently caught in a giggle loop.
Someone Save Me!

#sweerpotato  ___I laughed waaaaaay too hard at this...
Then I read it again, and laughed again.
I am currently caught in a giggle loop.
Someone Save Me!

posted image

2016-06-21 10:58:15 (2 comments; 3 reshares; 33 +1s; )Open 

Morning, plus!

Ветер с моря дуул, ветер с моряа дууул...

Умчалась навстречу ветру))

И да, здрасьть!))___Morning, plus!

posted image

2016-06-18 18:24:46 (5 comments; 0 reshares; 42 +1s; )Open 

My helper, helping me with final assembly 

My helper, helping me with final assembly ___

posted image

2016-06-18 16:53:34 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 22 +1s; )Open 

The custard has now been combined with homemade whipped cream, and marscapone cheese! It is already teh noms!

The custard has now been combined with homemade whipped cream, and marscapone cheese! It is already teh noms!___

posted image

2016-06-18 15:35:11 (13 comments; 0 reshares; 11 +1s; )Open 

Hey plus! Let's play guess the recipe!
I will give hints in the form of pictures as I make it!

For this dessert, making a custard is the first step...





Hey plus! Let's play guess the recipe!
I will give hints in the form of pictures as I make it!

For this dessert, making a custard is the first step...



___

posted image

2016-06-18 15:23:17 (54 comments; 0 reshares; 73 +1s; )Open 

Morning, ladies! plus!

Morning, ladies! plus!___

2016-06-17 23:33:43 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 18 +1s; )Open 

I said boom boom boomboomboomboomboom! It's watermelon tiiiiiiime!

I said boom boom boomboomboomboomboom! It's watermelon tiiiiiiime!___

posted image

2016-06-17 04:17:50 (18 comments; 0 reshares; 9 +1s; )Open 

Hehehehe!

Hehehehe!___

posted image

2016-06-17 01:51:12 (17 comments; 1 reshares; 65 +1s; )Open 

Took the wife out to a Cajun place for anniversary dinner

I had pecan crusted trout, with shrimp, in a tarragon cream sauce, served with dirty rice and sautéed corn.

She had prosciutto wrapped salmon, topped with lump crab, on a brandy mushroom sauce.

For dessert, I had croissant bread pudding, with ice cream.

She had chocolate cheesecake, with caramel rum sauce.

SOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOMS!

Took the wife out to a Cajun place for anniversary dinner

I had pecan crusted trout, with shrimp, in a tarragon cream sauce, served with dirty rice and sautéed corn.

She had prosciutto wrapped salmon, topped with lump crab, on a brandy mushroom sauce.

For dessert, I had croissant bread pudding, with ice cream.

She had chocolate cheesecake, with caramel rum sauce.

SOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOMS!___

posted image

2016-06-16 16:55:44 (10 comments; 0 reshares; 34 +1s; )Open 

Now, if only it was actually picnic weather...

Now, if only it was actually picnic weather...___

posted image

2016-06-16 15:12:35 (34 comments; 0 reshares; 110 +1s; )Open 

9 years ago today, in a cathedral made of junk, this lady married me. She has yet to kill me. I blame her parents for not teaching her to shoot properly.
Love you, sweet heart!
💗

9 years ago today, in a cathedral made of junk, this lady married me. She has yet to kill me. I blame her parents for not teaching her to shoot properly.
Love you, sweet heart!
💗___

posted image

2016-06-16 03:45:12 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 4 +1s; )Open 

+Jay Harper​, I have upped the ante!

+Jay Harper​, I have upped the ante!___

2016-06-14 20:16:09 (25 comments; 0 reshares; 32 +1s; )Open 

I am dying of heat and humidity.
After I am gone, I ask only that you remember me as the sexiest pirate this world ever knew...

I am dying of heat and humidity.
After I am gone, I ask only that you remember me as the sexiest pirate this world ever knew...___

2016-06-12 15:13:03 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 19 +1s; )Open 

Hehehehe! Someone just plussed this thread back into existence! I had to reshare, because it is just as relevant today as it was back then!

#TimelessTacos

Me: The filling in JackInTheBox Tacos... Is it meat? Is it beans? I have NO idea!

...

Let's eat it anyway!

Stomach: That is the worst idea.

Me: But...CRUNCHY!

Stomach:/You do remember it's hot outside, yes?

Me: ...

Stomach: Besides, do you really want to put a taco filled with unident...hagdbfkdysbdjdkdnshmsbsh! (<-the sound of being stuffed with a taco NOMNOMNOM)

Stomach: You. BASTARD! How could you just shov...suafaveofusvakKdjdbwagzhdm (<-the sound of a second taco being shoved in NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM)

Stomach: You have sealed your fate. I will see you in HELL, motherfucker.



Tune back in in 2-4 hours for the thrilling conclusion!___Hehehehe! Someone just plussed this thread back into existence! I had to reshare, because it is just as relevant today as it was back then!

#TimelessTacos

posted image

2016-06-12 00:59:54 (2 comments; 2 reshares; 10 +1s; )Open 

ded
all the way ded

Bocan darble chaise barga!___ded
all the way ded

2016-06-10 13:17:51 (13 comments; 0 reshares; 12 +1s; )Open 

Goddammit.
Reupping CPR cert.
45 minutes in.
-50000- 315 minutes to go.
:'-(

Goddammit.
Reupping CPR cert.
45 minutes in.
-50000- 315 minutes to go.
:'-(___

2016-06-09 00:11:58 (36 comments; 0 reshares; 13 +1s; )Open 

Assumption A: the Many Worlds theory is correct, and changing something in the past creates a new timeline.

You travel into the past and kill past-you because that lousy, forgetful bitch ONCE AGAIN forgot to buy more pickle relish.

Putting aside questions of whether it was justifiable, is this murder or suicide?

Assumption A: the Many Worlds theory is correct, and changing something in the past creates a new timeline.

You travel into the past and kill past-you because that lousy, forgetful bitch ONCE AGAIN forgot to buy more pickle relish.

Putting aside questions of whether it was justifiable, is this murder or suicide?___

posted image

2016-06-08 20:39:27 (1 comments; 0 reshares; 6 +1s; )Open 

Oh wow...This is pretty incredible!
Hilarious and scathing all at the same time!
For instance, did you know that service members who report being sexually assaulted are 12 times more likely to experience retaliation than their assaulters are to be prosecuted? HILARIOUS!

Oh wow...This is pretty incredible!
Hilarious and scathing all at the same time!
For instance, did you know that service members who report being sexually assaulted are 12 times more likely to experience retaliation than their assaulters are to be prosecuted? HILARIOUS!___

2016-06-08 18:16:36 (22 comments; 0 reshares; 26 +1s; )Open 

I have been caught in an almost inescapable social lethargy for literally weeks, now. Despite the occasional burst of comments, I have been unable to bring myself to do much more than check my notifications. If I am feeling especially peppy, I might scroll through my stream. Bah.

I have been caught in an almost inescapable social lethargy for literally weeks, now. Despite the occasional burst of comments, I have been unable to bring myself to do much more than check my notifications. If I am feeling especially peppy, I might scroll through my stream. Bah.___

Buttons

A special service of CircleCount.com is the following button.

The button shows the number of followers you have directly on a small button. You can add this button to your website, like the +1-Button of Google or the Like-Button of Facebook.






You can add this button directly in your website. For more information about the CircleCount Buttons and the description how to add them to another page click here.

Tejas RichardCircloscope