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Tejas Richard

Tejas Richard 

Welcome to the Pantsless Revolution! I AM THE CHAOS MONKEY!! (coo coo cachoo) *Now, with 50% more penis!*

Occupation: Vagina Wizard (Tejas Richard's School of Fuckery and Vaginacraft.)

Birthday: 11/06

Followers: 18,694

Following: 4,333

Views: 5,881,085

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Jo Mills3,990Did you not mark your calendars? Shame, shame. Last year +Scott Cramer dared me to sit under my desk at work and share a picture; I did, he reshared and viral chaos ensued ;P It was so much fun that we decided to make it an annual event, so get under your desk (or kitchen table or coffee table), take a pic and post it on G+ with the ridiculously long hashtag #InternationalTakeAPictureUnderYourDeskDay ! And, mind your noggin. Last year some companies even got their whole office involved; along with kids and pets - sitting under your desk is for everyone ;P It's Friday. You aren't really working anyway. Original post from 2012: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+ScottCramer/posts/ZpCndemLEQ5#+ScottCramer/posts/ZpCndemLEQ5#InternationalTakeAPictureUnderYourDeskDay2013-11-08 01:00:0054  
Tejas Richard18,694It's EEYORE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! Come play at Pease Park! _ Parking is FREE at the state parking garage "E" and lot 3 on Colorado between 16th and 17th streets where our shuttle busses will pick you up and return you all day long!!!_ _Handicapped parking is also available at the same location, we have special needs busses chartered in our fleet for our shuttle service_ _The Capital Metro bus 338 Lamar/45th route runs on Lamar and stops at Martin Luther King. It runs until 11:00pm._ _Capital Metro has informed me that they will be adding extra busses specifically for our event this year!_ _Thanks Capital Metro!!_50th Annual Eeyore's Birthday Party Celebration2013-04-27 11:00:0014  
Sarah Rios43,001*WHOVIANS* Mark your calendars... and your arms. http://imgur.com/lP0i5Xj (Original post: https://plus.google.com/u/0/101453162215777563254/posts/ED4yBRm41su) *Edit:* Facebook event - https://www.facebook.com/events/150522868436180THE SILENCE2013-04-23 08:00:001287  
Brett Lipton23,256Pick some friends & bang um silly!Plus Phuck Phriday! DEFINITION: A PlusPhuck is a display of true (well maybe not true) love when one plusses all the posts & photos of a phriend. Like a big phrikkin notification wake up call to get that red box glowing.2013-03-29 05:00:00684  

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Most comments: 43

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2016-09-13 14:09:15 (43 comments; 0 reshares; 15 +1s; )Open 

Banning a Promising Cure for Opioid Addiction Is a Bad Idea http://bit.ly/2cWyYbL

Most reshares: 14

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2016-09-26 00:30:52 (17 comments; 14 reshares; 210 +1s; )Open 

Homemade Shrimp Etouffee, made by me and #LilA!

Recipe by Paul Prudhomme

SEASONING MIX:
2 tsp salt
2 tsp ground red pepper (cayenne)
1 tsp white pepper
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp dried sweet basil leaves
1/2 tsp dried thyme leaves

1/4 cup chopped onions
1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped green bell peppers
7 tb. vegetable oil
3/4 cup all purpose flour
3 cups BASIC SEAFOOD STOCK
2 sticks unsalted butter
2 lbs. peeled crawfish tails or medium shrimps
1 cup very finely chopped green onions
4 cups hot BASIC COOKED Rice

Combine seasoning mix ingredients in small bowl. Set aside. In separate bowl combine the onions, celery & bell peppers. In large heavy skillet heat the oil in high heat until it begins to smoke. With long handled metal whisk, gradually mix in the flour,... more »

Most plusones: 210

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2016-09-26 00:30:52 (17 comments; 14 reshares; 210 +1s; )Open 

Homemade Shrimp Etouffee, made by me and #LilA!

Recipe by Paul Prudhomme

SEASONING MIX:
2 tsp salt
2 tsp ground red pepper (cayenne)
1 tsp white pepper
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp dried sweet basil leaves
1/2 tsp dried thyme leaves

1/4 cup chopped onions
1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped green bell peppers
7 tb. vegetable oil
3/4 cup all purpose flour
3 cups BASIC SEAFOOD STOCK
2 sticks unsalted butter
2 lbs. peeled crawfish tails or medium shrimps
1 cup very finely chopped green onions
4 cups hot BASIC COOKED Rice

Combine seasoning mix ingredients in small bowl. Set aside. In separate bowl combine the onions, celery & bell peppers. In large heavy skillet heat the oil in high heat until it begins to smoke. With long handled metal whisk, gradually mix in the flour,... more »

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2016-10-01 02:54:29 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 2 +1s; )Open 

BEEEEEAAAAAACH!

BEEEEEAAAAAACH!___

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2016-09-30 23:20:38 (6 comments; 0 reshares; 15 +1s; )Open 

We are in Cuero, stopping for dinner. Halfway to the beach!
The lady in the pic was, apparently, in the Lady Gobbler playoffs, 2014-2015.
I am a little sad I didn't know this was a thing.
#CouldaBeenAContender

We are in Cuero, stopping for dinner. Halfway to the beach!
The lady in the pic was, apparently, in the Lady Gobbler playoffs, 2014-2015.
I am a little sad I didn't know this was a thing.
#CouldaBeenAContender___

2016-09-29 01:23:53 (42 comments; 0 reshares; 11 +1s; )Open 

Who wants to guess what the very first suggestion is that Google autocompletes when I type "tr" into my search bar?

I will give you a hint: it is three words.

Who wants to guess what the very first suggestion is that Google autocompletes when I type "tr" into my search bar?

I will give you a hint: it is three words.___

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2016-09-28 22:52:55 (10 comments; 0 reshares; 29 +1s; )Open 

My town is in a cloud of butterflies. Thousands of them! THOUSANDS! I mean this is at LEAST 7 actual miles long, and likely covers several square miles. Which, as it turns out, is neither as pretty, or nor as...unmessy...to drive through as one might hope.
Videos coming later.


My town is in a cloud of butterflies. Thousands of them! THOUSANDS! I mean this is at LEAST 7 actual miles long, and likely covers several square miles. Which, as it turns out, is neither as pretty, or nor as...unmessy...to drive through as one might hope.
Videos coming later.
___

2016-09-28 03:49:20 (4 comments; 0 reshares; 11 +1s; )Open 

Omg. I need to go to bed before I go too far, somewhere...
My filter is apparently faulty, tonight!

Omg. I need to go to bed before I go too far, somewhere...
My filter is apparently faulty, tonight!___

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2016-09-28 02:57:24 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 2 +1s; )Open 

#NeverForget

#NeverForget___

2016-09-27 15:16:48 (42 comments; 0 reshares; 10 +1s; )Open 

Looking for recommendations for audio books, to listen to at work and in the car

I prefer dystopian/sifi and fantasy, but as long as the writing is excellent, I am not a genre snob. My favorite authors range from R. Heinlein and J. Heller, to Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, to E. Hemingway and H. Hesse. Whatcha got?

Looking for recommendations for audio books, to listen to at work and in the car

I prefer dystopian/sifi and fantasy, but as long as the writing is excellent, I am not a genre snob. My favorite authors range from R. Heinlein and J. Heller, to Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, to E. Hemingway and H. Hesse. Whatcha got?___

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2016-09-27 12:18:46 (9 comments; 0 reshares; 5 +1s; )Open 

Here. This should more than make up for that last video.
+Sarah Rios​ +Stella Daniela​ +Bruce Shark​ +Rikki Kuykendall​ +Roger Sherman​ and everyone else

Here. This should more than make up for that last video.
+Sarah Rios​ +Stella Daniela​ +Bruce Shark​ +Rikki Kuykendall​ +Roger Sherman​ and everyone else___

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2016-09-26 16:17:17 (7 comments; 8 reshares; 40 +1s; )Open 

This is how you do it! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

$5.00 generic alternative to the Epi-Pen

Victory is mine! My quest for an emergency dose of epinephrine to have on hand that does not cost an arm and a leg (or support the ridiculous salary of a pharmaceutical CEO) was a success. I asked my physician to prescribe a "generic epinephrine auto-injector". It took CVS two tries to get what I wanted. They first filled the script with an Epi-pen to the tune of $616. We have a high dexuctable plan that does not kick in at that level and we have been healthy and injury free this year. This is full price. Even after the coupon that is now available from the manufacturer, I would be out a minimum of $300 for something that costs less to make than a Big Mac. I refused the purchase and explained that I specifcally requested the generic. They told me there was no such thing. After a brisk conversation and some time spent hunched over thier computer, the pharmacy staff told me they were sorry and that they had found it in their system but did not have any on hand. They would have it for me in a few days. Today I picked it up. My new friend behind the counter recognized me and said that they had ordered extras to have on hand for other customers after seeing that there was an option. My new script fell into the generic price catagory which, with the coverage we have, ran me a whopping $5. Not bad for a days work.___This is how you do it! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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2016-09-26 00:30:52 (17 comments; 14 reshares; 210 +1s; )Open 

Homemade Shrimp Etouffee, made by me and #LilA!

Recipe by Paul Prudhomme

SEASONING MIX:
2 tsp salt
2 tsp ground red pepper (cayenne)
1 tsp white pepper
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp dried sweet basil leaves
1/2 tsp dried thyme leaves

1/4 cup chopped onions
1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped green bell peppers
7 tb. vegetable oil
3/4 cup all purpose flour
3 cups BASIC SEAFOOD STOCK
2 sticks unsalted butter
2 lbs. peeled crawfish tails or medium shrimps
1 cup very finely chopped green onions
4 cups hot BASIC COOKED Rice

Combine seasoning mix ingredients in small bowl. Set aside. In separate bowl combine the onions, celery & bell peppers. In large heavy skillet heat the oil in high heat until it begins to smoke. With long handled metal whisk, gradually mix in the flour,... more »

Homemade Shrimp Etouffee, made by me and #LilA!

Recipe by Paul Prudhomme

SEASONING MIX:
2 tsp salt
2 tsp ground red pepper (cayenne)
1 tsp white pepper
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp dried sweet basil leaves
1/2 tsp dried thyme leaves

1/4 cup chopped onions
1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped green bell peppers
7 tb. vegetable oil
3/4 cup all purpose flour
3 cups BASIC SEAFOOD STOCK
2 sticks unsalted butter
2 lbs. peeled crawfish tails or medium shrimps
1 cup very finely chopped green onions
4 cups hot BASIC COOKED Rice

Combine seasoning mix ingredients in small bowl. Set aside. In separate bowl combine the onions, celery & bell peppers. In large heavy skillet heat the oil in high heat until it begins to smoke. With long handled metal whisk, gradually mix in the flour, stirring until smooth. Continue cooking whisking constantly, until ROUX is dark red brown (abt. 3-5 minutes). Remone from heat & immediately stir in the vegetables & 1 Tb. of the seasoning mix with a wooden spoon; continue stirring until cooled (abt. 5 minutes).

In a 2 qt. saucepan bring 2 cups of the stock to boil over high heat. Gradually add the roux & whisk until thoroughly dissolved. Reduce heat to low & cook until the flour taste is gone, about 2 minutes, whisking constantly. Remove from heat & set aside.

Heat the serving plates in a 250 oven.

In a 4 qt. saucepan melt 1 stick of the butter over medium heat. Stir in the crawfish & the green onions; sauté about 1 minute stirring constantly. Add the remaining stick of butter, the stock mixture & the remaining 1 cup of stock; cook until butter melts & is mixed into the sauce, about 4-6 minutes, constantly shaking the pan in a back & forth motion (versus stirring). Add the remaining seasoning mix; stir well & remove from heat (if sauce starts separating, add about 2 more TB of stock or water & shake pan until it combines). Serve immediately.

To serve, mound 1/2 cup of rice on each heated serving plate. Surround the rice with 3/4 cup of the etouffee. 

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2016-09-23 03:10:50 (33 comments; 9 reshares; 58 +1s; )Open 

I mean, seriously...

I mean, seriously...___

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2016-09-23 00:41:25 (9 comments; 0 reshares; 29 +1s; )Open 

ded

Phrasing, people! PHRASING!!___ded

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2016-09-23 00:21:42 (4 comments; 0 reshares; 9 +1s; )Open 

In my opinion, one of the most underrated songs of the 90s, from one of the most underrated albums of the 90s.

In my opinion, one of the most underrated songs of the 90s, from one of the most underrated albums of the 90s.___

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2016-09-22 14:00:21 (10 comments; 0 reshares; 21 +1s; )Open 

+Harold Chester​, we beg to differ...

#RollTide

+Harold Chester​, we beg to differ...

#RollTide___

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2016-09-21 17:40:36 (17 comments; 0 reshares; 18 +1s; )Open 

Via +Amanda Rachelle Warren​ and +Jenn Martinelli​:

Describe yourself using three fictional characters

1) Nick Adams
2) Jack Tripper
3) if you read everything I wrote as though it was being said by T-Rex, you wouldn't be that far off...



Via +Amanda Rachelle Warren​ and +Jenn Martinelli​:

Describe yourself using three fictional characters

1) Nick Adams
2) Jack Tripper
3) if you read everything I wrote as though it was being said by T-Rex, you wouldn't be that far off...

___

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2016-09-20 19:38:55 (3 comments; 1 reshares; 15 +1s; )Open 

#JustKeepSinning!

#JustKeepSinning!___

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2016-09-19 21:59:05 (19 comments; 0 reshares; 16 +1s; )Open 

So much for the supposed cool front...
#FuckingTexas

So much for the supposed cool front...
#FuckingTexas___

2016-09-18 01:57:04 (14 comments; 0 reshares; 22 +1s; )Open 

You guys...
My feet...
OW!

Apparently, my body is giving me a big 🖕 fuck you 🖕for walking around for 8 hours on concrete, with no shoes...

You guys...
My feet...
OW!

Apparently, my body is giving me a big 🖕 fuck you 🖕for walking around for 8 hours on concrete, with no shoes...___

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2016-09-17 18:32:09 (4 comments; 0 reshares; 30 +1s; )Open 

Not bad, for park food!

Not bad, for park food!___

2016-09-17 18:24:12 (6 comments; 0 reshares; 19 +1s; )Open 

Dudes....
I am trying so hard not to be Creeper McStareface...
And I am mostly managing...
But GOOD LORD! So many pretty girls!

Dudes....
I am trying so hard not to be Creeper McStareface...
And I am mostly managing...
But GOOD LORD! So many pretty girls!___

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2016-09-17 16:49:46 (14 comments; 0 reshares; 26 +1s; )Open 

#Schlitterbaun

#Schlitterbaun___

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2016-09-17 16:35:27 (2 comments; 0 reshares; 29 +1s; )Open 

#ToooobShoooooot!

#ToooobShoooooot!___

2016-09-17 16:33:01 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 24 +1s; )Open 

Omg! Everywhere I look! #ButtsAndBoobs!
#WaterParks4Lyfe

Omg! Everywhere I look! #ButtsAndBoobs!
#WaterParks4Lyfe___

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2016-09-17 15:50:40 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 42 +1s; )Open 

This is what we are doing today!

This is what we are doing today!___

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2016-09-17 04:01:16 (5 comments; 1 reshares; 21 +1s; )Open 

I...I can't NOT reshare this...

___I...I can't NOT reshare this...

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2016-09-16 11:58:20 (5 comments; 1 reshares; 45 +1s; )Open 

The logic! It is inescapable!

WARNING Please do not eat or drink anything while reading___The logic! It is inescapable!

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2016-09-13 14:09:15 (43 comments; 0 reshares; 15 +1s; )Open 

Something to think about.

Banning a Promising Cure for Opioid Addiction Is a Bad Idea http://bit.ly/2cWyYbL___Something to think about.

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2016-09-11 18:07:24 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 17 +1s; )Open 

Morning after, at the Gristmill

Morning after, at the Gristmill___

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2016-09-10 20:16:55 (9 comments; 0 reshares; 46 +1s; )Open 

So...
This is happening...
My baby brother is getting hitched!

So...
This is happening...
My baby brother is getting hitched!___

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2016-09-09 23:03:16 (19 comments; 4 reshares; 58 +1s; )Open 

Seriously. And Steve Buscemi. And John Goodman.

___Seriously. And Steve Buscemi. And John Goodman.

2016-09-09 20:51:37 (25 comments; 0 reshares; 30 +1s; )Open 

I have bought many strange combinations of things from stores, over the years (including once when I bought 30' of nylon clothes line, a bucket of plastidip, a case of lighter fluid, and a broken duck), and no one has ever actually questioned me about my intentions...until today, when I went through the 15-and-under line with 9 pounds of margarine and a single ribeye steak.

I have bought many strange combinations of things from stores, over the years (including once when I bought 30' of nylon clothes line, a bucket of plastidip, a case of lighter fluid, and a broken duck), and no one has ever actually questioned me about my intentions...until today, when I went through the 15-and-under line with 9 pounds of margarine and a single ribeye steak.___

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2016-09-09 18:56:28 (13 comments; 0 reshares; 15 +1s; )Open 

I would vote for him for president...

I would vote for him for president...___

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2016-09-09 15:55:28 (13 comments; 0 reshares; 12 +1s; )Open 

For the ladies of G+!

Put on your dancin' shoes, girls!









For the ladies of G+!

Put on your dancin' shoes, girls!







___

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2016-09-09 13:24:20 (16 comments; 8 reshares; 42 +1s; )Open 

Liberated from a private share...

Liberated from a private share...___

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2016-09-08 18:03:22 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 6 +1s; )Open 

She builds her temples out of tantrums.
She's always runnin' right to ruin.
She kiss like a brick.
Her lips are like ships
that sail right through those thoughts you harbor...


#SiestaTheTejasRichardWay



She builds her temples out of tantrums.
She's always runnin' right to ruin.
She kiss like a brick.
Her lips are like ships
that sail right through those thoughts you harbor...


#SiestaTheTejasRichardWay

___

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2016-09-08 17:38:47 (1 comments; 0 reshares; 5 +1s; )Open 

Happy lunchtime, plus!

#SiestaTheTejasRichardWay



Happy lunchtime, plus!

#SiestaTheTejasRichardWay

___

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2016-09-08 11:29:23 (1 comments; 0 reshares; 10 +1s; )Open 

Morning, Plus!
#StartYourDayTheTejasRichardWay



Morning, Plus!
#StartYourDayTheTejasRichardWay

___

2016-09-07 14:32:53 (14 comments; 0 reshares; 13 +1s; )Open 

Pssssst! +Amanda Rachelle Warren​! I am currently sucking on a watermelon jolly rancher!

Pssssst! +Amanda Rachelle Warren​! I am currently sucking on a watermelon jolly rancher!___

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2016-09-06 23:39:09 (10 comments; 0 reshares; 9 +1s; )Open 

+Roger Sherman​, this is a thing to should be aware of, I think...

National Homicidal Death Bird Day is coming up!
That's right, the cassowary - an evolved dinosaur that's 'a cross between an angry chicken and a backhoe' - a bird weighing 85kg with massive talons on its feet - gets a national day in Australia. Because if we don't pay then sufficient sacrificial tribute (in the form of small children dressed as quandongs), they will overrun the country and kill us all.
Because Australia. Everything is trying to kill you.

#Australia #straya #everythingistryingtokillyou #wildlife ___+Roger Sherman​, this is a thing to should be aware of, I think...

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2016-09-06 14:13:30 (0 comments; 0 reshares; 14 +1s; )Open 

Heh! That was a fun day!

Heh! That was a fun day!___

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2016-08-31 20:09:34 (27 comments; 0 reshares; 28 +1s; )Open 

This takes me back...
Specifically, this takes me back to the fall of 1993...
More specifically, this takes me back to the fall of 1993, when I was the lucky recipient of my girlfriend's very first attempt at giving a blowjob...

#Uncanny

This takes me back...
Specifically, this takes me back to the fall of 1993...
More specifically, this takes me back to the fall of 1993, when I was the lucky recipient of my girlfriend's very first attempt at giving a blowjob...

#Uncanny___

2016-08-31 18:08:57 (13 comments; 0 reshares; 3 +1s; )Open 

#LllA has strep. :-(

#LllA has strep. :-(___

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2016-08-29 20:31:21 (2 comments; 1 reshares; 24 +1s; )Open 

Tears. Nothing but tears.
#RIPMusicMaker

Tears. Nothing but tears.
#RIPMusicMaker___

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2016-08-29 00:32:09 (3 comments; 0 reshares; 47 +1s; )Open 

The finished product! (I was too busy stuffing my face to take pics after it was plated)

The finished product! (I was too busy stuffing my face to take pics after it was plated)___

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2016-08-28 22:30:35 (5 comments; 0 reshares; 30 +1s; )Open 

Forgot to take a pic at the start...
This is pretty close, though.
Making a trussed and buttered roasted chicken!
There will be greens!
There will be mashed potatoes!
There will be giblet gravy!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Forgot to take a pic at the start...
This is pretty close, though.
Making a trussed and buttered roasted chicken!
There will be greens!
There will be mashed potatoes!
There will be giblet gravy!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!___

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