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2013-05-16 13:23:41 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Another absurd story from the great weird State of Florida.
"Man shoots himself while bowling"

2013-05-14 19:31:58 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Here's something you don't see everyday, except for here in the great weird State of Florida.

2013-05-09 19:48:23 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

This is a truly awesome story about the violent ice cream truck cartels.

2013-05-08 19:57:17 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 1 +1s)

Here's something I bet you haven't developed an emergency contingency plan for. You better read it to learn how you can protect yourself.

2013-05-06 14:20:10 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/05/06/the-awful-diet-advice-barbie-gave-girls-in-1965/

Would you want this giving advice to your children?

2013-05-02 15:33:09 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

"Foul smell leads Police to dismembered wife".  I guess this guy never heard about Glade.

2013-04-30 19:39:11 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Once again the great weird State of Florida provides us with great entertainment.

2013-04-26 11:48:11 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Now we are talking. The Catholic Church now has an exorcist hotline.
http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/26/beware-catholic-church-launches-exorcist-hotline/

2013-04-24 02:45:48 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Holy S--T!  After a laundry mishap, a fabric softener Jesus has been sighted!
http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/23/fabric-softener-jesus-laundry-mishap-leads-to-holy-sighting/

2013-04-22 00:02:11 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Evidently this guy doesn't watch any of those CSI type shows.
http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/21/landlords-bizarre-excuse-for-hiding-dead-body-for-days/

2013-04-18 11:46:42 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Tiny 6" tall aliens have invaded earth. Of course, I have some thoughts on this.
http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/17/look-is-this-a-tiny-space-alien/

2013-04-16 15:19:03 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

GIANT SNAILS INVADING MIAMI!!! I am not kidding.
http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/16/giant-snails-invading-miami/

2013-04-11 22:33:17 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Some people are dupes, that's all there is to it. This guy takes the cake. 
http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/11/man-makes-horrifying-discovery-about-his-poodle/

2013-04-10 23:07:06 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/10/elephant-dung-turned-into-coffee/
Are you friggin kidding me?

2013-04-07 22:29:15 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/07/pennsylvania-man-broke-into-exs-home-glued-refrigerator-shut-police

This is pretty scary. Don't let it happen to you.

2013-04-04 23:30:50 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/04/04/shoe-salesman-tries-to-cut-off-girlfriends-toe-for-third-time/

Who's the idiot here the deranged toe cutting shoe salesman or the idiot girlfriend? You decide.

2013-04-03 00:01:09 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Woman and her haunted toaster make for the greatest interview in television history!!! Don't take my word for it, read all about it here.
http://profoundrevelations.com/2011/04/02/woman-and-her-haunted-toaster/

2013-03-31 23:28:38 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

These Shoes Will Literally Kill You! This is not a cliche either. 

Check out our new post at: www.profoundrevelations.com 
(Click on Recent posts) Your comments and feedback are really appreciated. We just spent a lot of time, moving the site to it's own domain, and updating the entire site and giving it an entirely new look. I hope you like the new profoundrevelations.com.

2013-03-29 00:41:10 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

http://profoundrevelations.com/2013/03/29/zipper-injuries/
More then 17,000 wankers injured due to zippers. Learn how to protect yourself from these metal monsters.

2013-03-28 19:13:48 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Profound revelations Tales of the Absurd! has moved. We have our own domain, a slick new interface and a brand new look. Most everything is working, still some housekeeping to do. I hope you like it. Check us out at: www.profoundrevelations.com

2013-03-27 00:06:13 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Squid with bombs and squirrels burning down houses. I believe that mankind is being evicted by the landlord.

2013-03-25 00:11:05 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

The Horror Of Champagne Cork Injuries (It Can Happen To You)
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/03/tales-of-absurd-for-03-25-2013.html

2013-03-22 00:03:23 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

"Penis Stealing Reportedly on the Rise" WTF.. Read this to find out how to protect yours.

2013-03-20 01:17:01 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Seriously, don';t let this happen to you. This is serious.

2013-03-18 00:12:59 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Don't let this happen to you. Learn all about how you can avoid being a literary outlaw.

2013-03-16 20:47:22 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Please visit: http://www.gofundme.com/2bo4wk I am trying to raise $5,000 in small donations to keep this independent site free from corporate influence and purchase paid advertising to keep it going. I sincerely appreciate all of you who have offered words of encouragement and follow the site. Words cannot express my gratitude. It;s because of all of you that I keep going.

2013-03-15 19:33:33 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Absolutely hilarious. A major contender for this years Cleo Awards.

2013-03-15 12:20:50 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Dolphins armed with guns and knives escape from a Ukrainian Navy Base. Get out of the water while you can!

2013-03-15 12:16:12 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

Dolphins armed with guns and knives escape from a Ukrainian Navy Base. Get out of the water while you can!

2013-03-15 00:39:42 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

Dolphins armed with guns and knives escape from a Ukrainian Navy Base. Get out of the water while you can!

2013-03-13 12:24:20 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Seriously, a former Target Manager is now in charge of our nations nuclear weapons. I hope you all remember those nuclear war survival drills some of us endured as kids. I think we are going to need them soon.

2013-03-12 23:42:31 (3 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

Seriously, a former Target Manager is now in charge of our nations nuclear weapons. I hope you all remember those nuclear war survival drills some of us endured as kids. I think we are going to need them soon.

2013-03-10 23:46:59 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Pee on a Cop's lunch and other personal items, and I am pretty sure that your prospect as a future leader of America has dimmed considerably.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/03/tales-of-absurd-for-03-11-2013.html

2013-03-08 13:12:47 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

I have been remiss in not being equal opportunity in my sarcasm and satire. Canada, you asked for it. This one's for you.

2013-03-08 00:15:48 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

I have been remiss in not being equal opportunity in my sarcasm and satire. Canada, you asked for it. This one's for you.

2013-03-07 13:43:38 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

"Drunk Woman With No Pants Drove Toy Truck: Cops" It doesn't get any more absurd then this. Don't let this happen to you.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/03/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_5.html

2013-03-06 00:41:01 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

"Drunk Woman With No Pants Drove Toy Truck: Cops" It doesn't get any more absurd then this. Don't let this happen to you.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/03/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_5.html

2013-03-05 23:38:17 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

You think sweet Fido no longer has that killer instinct? Think again. Please share with all your friends and lets make this video go viral. Thanks again.

2013-03-04 01:08:14 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

"Florida Man Shot By Dog, Police Rule Shooting Accidental" If you don't treat your dog with love and respect, this will happen to you. I have created a video to prove it.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/03/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines.html

2013-03-03 21:15:55 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Homer turns into a werewolf when you flip him upside down. Let's make this video go viral. Please share with all your friends. I really appreciate it.

2013-03-03 20:30:38 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

2013-03-01 14:20:35 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

‎"TACO HELL: Man Allegedly Assaults Teen With Burrito" Mouth off to your mother and you will get burrito bombed. Thank God, the kid lived to tell about it. Another absurd story from the great Weird State of Florida.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/02/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_28.html

2013-03-01 00:04:33 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

‎"TACO HELL: Man Allegedly Assaults Teen With Burrito" Mouth off to your mother and you will get burrito bombed. Thank God, the kid lived to tell about it. Another absurd story from the great Weird State of Florida.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/02/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_28.html

2013-02-28 13:31:46 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

"'Furby' Used As A Weapon In Assault, Police Say" The 2nd generation of Furby's have begun their evil plan to take over the world. I have studied these furry demons for years and have a plan to protect you and your loved ones. READ THIS NOW! and pass it on to your friends.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/02/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_26.html

2013-02-28 13:31:41 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

"'Furby' Used As A Weapon In Assault, Police Say" The 2nd generation of Furby's have begun their evil plan to take over the world. I have studied these furry demons for years and have a plan to protect you and your loved ones. READ THIS NOW! and pass it on to your friends.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/02/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_26.html

2013-02-27 01:47:36 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

"'Furby' Used As A Weapon In Assault, Police Say" The 2nd generation of Furby's have begun their evil plan to take over the world. I have studied these furry demons for years and have a plan to protect you and your loved ones. READ THIS NOW! and pass it on to your friends.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/02/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_26.html

2013-02-25 01:04:05 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)

"S-no-way! Plow Driver FIRED After Intentionally Burying Cars In Snow" This a--hole got just what he deserved. Read all about my snow hell stories, and maybe you can tell us about yours.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/02/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_24.html

2013-02-23 16:18:58 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Another amazing Patti Smith video for your listening pleasure. looking forward to seeing her on May 6, 2013 i Chicago.

2013-02-23 16:10:32 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Victoria and I managed to get tickets to the the one and only legendary Patti Smith, in Chicago at the famous Vic Theater. This is going to be an amazing time!!!

2013-02-22 13:26:53 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

"Brave Brit Fights Off 4 Attackers While Holding Fish And Chips" This guy is my new f--king hero. He makes Chuck Norris look like a wimp. Lets all raise our glasses and toast John Wood.
http://profoundrevelations.blogspot.com/2013/02/absurd-and-misleading-news-headlines_21.html