
Chris Hoeller
Lunatic
Occupation: Google
Location: The Woodlands, TX
Birthday: 10/30/1985
His ProfilesRankThis is the rank of 'Chris Hoeller' out of all Google+ Profiles.: 7,053 (GenderRankFor the gender 'Men'.: 4,023)
His ProfilesRankThis is the rank of 'Chris Hoeller' out of all Google+ Profiles. in United States: 2,149 (GenderRankFor the gender 'Men'.: 1,406)
His CircleRankThis is the rank of 'Chris Hoeller' out of all indexed profiles and pages at CircleCount.com.: 11,226
Followers: 9,794
Following: 875
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2013-05-25 15:45:22 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
Missing the Boat
One thing that I've failed to realize is the relativity of what I'm going through. This is a simulated environment, but I was the one to ideate it.
In this world, I am just a normal guy working through life's issues. Outside of this world, I'm a badass rock star from mars.
I don't know when the switch gets flipped, but I know that when it does, I will have everything I've ever wanted. I placed myself here to suffer so that when I am released, I will fully appreciate what I already have.
It was also to prove a point about prejudice, by creating a world completely out of context. The multiple universes have different meanings and conditions, and the "real" world was made to destroy the prejudices of the "fake" world.
If everything is offensive, but people are oblivious to it, how can... more »

2013-05-25 15:08:35 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 0 +1s)
PTSD TIME TRAVEL - 9.28.12
PTSD can occur at any age. It can follow a natural disaster such as a flood or fire, or events such as:
- Assault
- Domestic abuse
- Prison stay
- Rape
- Terrorism
- War
- The cause of PTSD is unknown.
Psychological, genetic, physical, and social factors are involved. PTSD changes the body’s response to stress. It affects the stress hormones and chemicals that carry information between the nerves (neurotransmitters).
1. “Reliving” the event, which disturbs day-to-day activity
- Flashback episodes, where the event seems to be happening again and again
- Repeated upsetting memories of the event
- Repeated nightmares of the event
- Strong, uncomfortable reactions to situations that remind you of the event
2. Avoidance
- Emotional “numb... more »

2013-05-25 00:12:13 (25 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)
I am very odd... A maniac, brilliant, arrogant genius with a heart of gold.
#justsayin

2013-05-24 23:56:31 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
You cut me off, I lost my track
It's not my fault, I'm a maniac
It's not funny anymore, no it's not
My heart is like a stallion
They love it more when it's broken
Do you wanna feel beautiful?
Do you wanna?
I'm outside the door, invite me in
So we can go back and play pretend
I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next
Tonight I'm high as a private jet

2013-05-24 23:14:25 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)
"Plusfucked" as a term is redundant. The two words mean the same thing.
#themoreyouknow

2013-05-24 22:02:54 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)
I would say I'd like to be president someday, but I know what that word means.

2013-05-24 21:36:05 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)
What would you do if everything you ever wanted in life was all of a sudden fulfilled?


2013-05-24 20:55:40 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)
Everything's Bigger in Texas
#cockroach +Kristi Johnson

2013-05-24 18:49:41 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)
I would like to request a transfer from Google X to primary operations.
The time has come.
#googlex #googlexlab +Larry Page +Sergey Brin


2013-05-24 18:06:11 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
Welcome to the New Age
#AutoAwesome #NewAge #CEOMemo

2013-05-24 18:00:55 (3 comments, 1 reshares, 2 +1s)
I Started a War Against Myself
One side being my guy instinct, the other side being what the world presents to me.
After much confusion and deliberation, I choose to follow my gut and say "screw it" to what the internet, TV, or news tells me. I know, deep in my heart, that I am correct.
Don't believe everything (anything) the media tells you... it's all lies. Believe in what your heart tells you is right.
Trust your instincts: they're there for a reason.
#believeinyourself #trustnoone #instincts #notions #anonymous

2013-05-24 18:18:30 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
I Believe That The "Truth" is Sprinkled About Everywhere.
Keeping an open mind is key to discovering it. With a closed mind, saying "I'm a Christian" or "I'm an Atheist" or "I'm a Buddhist" keeps the mind closed to the underlying themes that pop up throughout the world.
The "truth" is hidden in entertainment, music, and the life experiences we go through. It's hidden in the food, in the drugs, and in the chemicals we inhale.
#truth
The "truth" is everywhere.

2013-05-24 13:20:29 (21 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)
Unintelligencer.com Makes You Sound Stupid, Without Trying
Copy and paste text into the box and set it for which level of stupidity you want. For this example I used my introduction and hit the level "moron."
"I b1ieve in openness, radical change, & taking huge riskz too accomplish goals. Turn of de news. It onley feedz negative hype, which breeds panic, distrust, + prejudice. We've was mislead, sew It importamt 2 follow your hart adn stand by what you believe in.
There are thinks about to happen dat wille change society dramatically, forever. Embrace tjhe change and hold on tight. It's goin to be an bumpy, astonishing ride that make people's face's dance, inspires minds, melts hearts, and shocks society into state of joy.
I've bin living in this life since a child, but am not from hear. I have "traveled... more »

2013-05-23 23:18:30 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
The war is won
Before it's begun
Release the doves
Surrender love

2013-05-23 23:15:45 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)
You are a brick tied to me that's dragging me down
Strike a match and I'll burn you to the ground
We are the jack-o-lanterns in July
Setting fire to the sky
Here, here comes this rising tide
So come on
Put on your war paint

2013-05-23 21:23:34 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)
Approach your challenges today with a new frame of mind. Be creative, think outside the box-like these guys did-

2013-05-23 18:17:20 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
I start fights with tongues, not fists. I build empires with my mind, not by travelling the globe.
#FightClub

2013-05-23 15:48:06 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)
The only complaint I have with the #newlook is how you cannot tell who plus 1'd your posts by looking at them (they still show up in the notifications section).
EDIT
Cancel that... I just found it. It's under the drop down menu now as "see activity on post."

2013-05-23 15:26:41 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
After completing the first half of the day (posting interesting things I find to Google+), we have entered into the second half of the day (staring at my computer screen and trying not to fall asleep).

2013-05-23 15:01:53 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
You admire a character for trying more than for their successes.

2013-05-23 14:52:51 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)
100 Exquisite Adjectives
Adamant: unyielding; a very hard substance
Adroit: clever, resourceful
Amatory: sexual
Animistic: quality of recurrence or reversion to earlier form
Antic: clownish, frolicsome
Arcadian: serene
Baleful: deadly, foreboding
Bellicose: quarrelsome (its synonym belligerent can also be a noun)
Bilious: unpleasant, peevish
Boorish: crude, insensitive
Calamitous: disastrous
Caustic: corrosive, sarcastic; a corrosive substance
Cerulean: sky blue
Comely: attractive
Concomitant: accompanying
Contumacious: rebellious
Corpulent: obese
Crapulous: immoderate in appetite
Defamatory: maliciously misrepresenting
Didactic: conveying information or moral instruction
Dilatory: causing delay, tardy
Dowdy: shabby, old-fashioned; an unkempt woman
Efficacious: producing a desired... more »

2013-05-23 14:14:07 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
Rhetological Fallacies
Errors and appeals to rhetoric and logical thinking.
How false appeals to the mind or emotions can be used to make illegitimate arguments seem valid.

2013-05-23 04:58:44 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)
On the minus side, my account was reported by a Google employee.
On the plus side, I got my Batman shirt bedazzled the shit out of.
Overall, it was a pretty good night.

2013-05-22 17:55:00 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)
I can't wait for Arrested Development's return this Sunday on NetFlix. I will be setting up an account just for the sole purpose of watching this show... I wonder how many others are planning to do the same?
Brilliant marketing move from Netflix's standpoint, or a terrible move from the creators of Arrested Development?
What do you think?
#ArrestedDevelopment #Netflix

2013-05-21 20:09:17 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
Crazy is Good: It's What Makes Brilliant Ideas Happen.
Crazy is the way to be. People go though life like sheep just blindly following the norms, and they miss out on the beauty of the obscure, the dark, the silly, and the remarkable.
The people that step out of this shuffle are the ones who make a difference... they are the ones who change society forever.

2013-05-21 19:16:03 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)
I Can't Tell Whether the People Surrounding Me are Robots or Actors.
Either way, very impressive implementation. Especially if they are robots, and I can't even tell the difference. At least if they are robots, you'd think there would be a way I could reprogram them, if I programmed them to begin with.
#Robotics #fakeorreal

2013-05-21 18:55:29 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 3 +1s)
Too Much Time in This Dimension... It's Driving Me Nuts.
This, of course, being the point. Where the hell is my phone booth? Why does time seem to stall to an almost complete halt when I'm here?
Simple answer: I'm bored as fuck on pretty much a daily basis. Is it building to some ultimate climax? I like to think so, but I'm not sure of it.
Is my purpose here to protect and raise Alexis to a certain age? Is my purpose to be messed with and tracked on all levels like a lab rat? I can't really say for sure.
Things I know for sure:
- There is much more than meets the eye of perspective from which I can view life.
- I am more than just a slacker at a BS dealership that doesn't even produce real products. I run Google, the most successful entity in existence.
- I made a pact that put me in... more »

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