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2013-06-19 05:08:58 (4 comments, 2 reshares, 15 +1s)

2013-06-19 04:59:32 (23 comments, 0 reshares, 57 +1s)

While drinking a bottle of wine and watching the basketball game I decided to try out these t-shirt/Sharpie curls I saw on You Tube.
I started at the beginning of the game and took them out after the Spurs fucking blew it.
I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out.  (I hope they last more than an hour though.) I have issues with my hair holding a curl and most days I don't even bother trying.  If anyone can recommend a product to help my curls stay that would be awesome. I hate spending money on products that suck.

2013-06-18 20:28:29 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)

Say what you will about Ke$ha, but I can't help but love her when she says things like, "I just can't date a dude with a vag"

(Also, don't sing this song out loud in your office.)

2013-06-18 16:52:36 (41 comments, 0 reshares, 69 +1s)

I don't really have a damn thing to say today, so here's my face........for you to poop on.

2013-06-17 04:26:21 (29 comments, 0 reshares, 31 +1s)

I've always been a Superman fan, but tonight I fell in love with him all over again. 

Also, I still fucking hate that annoying twat Lois Lane.  It doesn't matter who plays her or who writes/draws her, I have an irrational, seething hatred towards her and I am genuinely disappointed every single time she doesn't fucking die even though I know damn well she isn't going to. (This is often referred to as jealously and I fully admit that's exactly what it is.) 

The end.  Goodnight.

2013-06-17 00:21:05 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 20 +1s)

Dinner and Superman. Yay!!

2013-06-16 21:53:37 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 29 +1s)

This is a thing that happened today.

2013-06-16 04:10:42 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)

I'm partying over here!
Woohoo!

#middleagedwhitewomanthings

2013-06-16 01:47:24 (24 comments, 1 reshares, 18 +1s)

No.

2013-06-15 00:23:52 (12 comments, 0 reshares, 32 +1s)

This is how I softball.

2013-06-14 04:05:08 (11 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Who do you think would win in a fight , a Sasquatch or a Yeti?

2013-06-14 03:40:32 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 27 +1s)

2013-06-13 20:53:27 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

2013-06-13 19:04:21 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 25 +1s)

Ugh, feelings are dumb. 

2013-06-13 16:30:12 (4 comments, 2 reshares, 20 +1s)

It totally does. 

2013-06-13 06:21:44 (36 comments, 2 reshares, 35 +1s)

#foreveralone  

2013-06-13 06:02:29 (7 comments, 1 reshares, 17 +1s)

2013-06-12 18:23:47 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

2013-06-12 04:09:21 (3 comments, 2 reshares, 17 +1s)

2013-06-12 04:07:12 (29 comments, 0 reshares, 21 +1s)

I almost bought these, but then I realized that I'm too poor to throw a proper Batman party (and I don't have 8 friends).

2013-06-12 03:51:09 (18 comments, 5 reshares, 22 +1s)

2013-06-11 23:25:28 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 16 +1s)

This is so terrible I kinda want to hang it in my kitchen.

2013-06-11 22:07:01 (29 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)

You wouldn't believe the things I'm willing to do if you promise me a free t-shirt....
I would be ashamed, but I gave up that emotion long ago.

2013-06-11 17:59:27 (3 comments, 1 reshares, 43 +1s)

Here's some inspiration for you.

2013-06-10 22:46:09 (6 comments, 1 reshares, 25 +1s)

All of these are excellent reasons to give a slut a chance.  :)

2013-06-10 21:26:01 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

I don't care, I love it.

2013-06-09 04:28:14 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 15 +1s)

I lol'd IRL

2013-06-08 14:24:58 (29 comments, 5 reshares, 51 +1s)

Good morning Jerks

2013-06-08 04:05:36 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 18 +1s)

Holy shit. I just saw a guy on Jefferson flip his whole motorcycle and literally bounce like five feet off the pavement. He got up and walked away. Coolest thing ever!

2013-06-08 02:24:20 (40 comments, 0 reshares, 44 +1s)

+Joshua Cornelius and I are having a porch party.

2013-06-07 05:11:40 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Nice short film.  I was touched n shit.

2013-06-06 00:11:44 (18 comments, 2 reshares, 54 +1s)

This is my life.

2013-06-05 04:25:57 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 27 +1s)

This is on my top ten music videos of all time list*


*There isn't really an actual list

2013-06-05 03:50:46 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 11 +1s)

#whorenanigans  

2013-06-05 01:15:29 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 21 +1s)

This is a "dead bastard"

2013-06-05 00:59:10 (61 comments, 1 reshares, 16 +1s)

Esquites!

2013-06-05 00:28:47 (12 comments, 0 reshares, 30 +1s)

Knock, knock, mother fucker.

2013-06-04 22:31:34 (18 comments, 0 reshares, 32 +1s)

I don't care if you're sick of my kitten pictures.

2013-06-04 19:53:36 (69 comments, 0 reshares, 34 +1s)

I was just informed that only trashy whores still wear jean skirts.
Is this true?

2013-06-03 00:36:52 (20 comments, 0 reshares, 38 +1s)

Stop video calling me on hangouts you creepy, presumptuous, baby dicked, pieces of shit.

Thanks.

2013-06-02 02:00:15 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 33 +1s)

I've been posting too many kitten pics.
So here's a pic of The King, Mr. Popo.

2013-06-01 03:13:28 (33 comments, 0 reshares, 23 +1s)

This used to be a "brick red" crayon.

I was skeptical about making lipstick from crayons, but I'm a believer now.

(This is the girliest shit I'm going to do all year)

2013-06-01 00:25:20 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)

2013-05-31 23:49:00 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)

How you doin?

2013-05-31 22:38:00 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 24 +1s)

I told this broad to go suck a fuck at the Post Office and then got into a 20 minute conversation with a random sexy dude about Donnie Darko.
We totally exchanged info.

Also, The Boy is making me lipstick from crayons tonight while I have Chinese food and drink this giant bottle of wine.

#FYF

2013-05-31 19:45:43 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

2013-05-31 16:54:48 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 18 +1s)

Should I stay or should I go?

2013-05-30 13:56:20 (21 comments, 0 reshares, 21 +1s)

Same shit, different day.

2013-05-30 04:18:28 (1 comments, 1 reshares, 9 +1s)

This never fails to amuse me.

2013-05-30 03:55:13 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Apparently, you can use deli meats to get your shit back from the pawn shop.
#themoreyouknow