Asra Nadeem has been shared in 3 public circles

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Peter G McDermott75,2262012-01-22 08:56:1427026617CC G+
Magnus Juhl1,0532011-10-20 09:58:37333614CC G+
Peter G McDermott75,2262011-09-27 04:58:151622068CC G+


Latest postings

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2012-01-25 19:46:22 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

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2012-01-20 23:44:04 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

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2011-12-13 10:35:08 (3 comments, 2 reshares, 2 +1s)

The world as we know it - http://osamahajjaj.com/en/cartoon/717/

2011-12-13 08:55:13 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Egyptian clerics who banned women from going near cucumbers and bananas should also consider banning them from every touching hair brushes, broom handles, cooking utensils and general cleaning equipment.

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2011-11-28 09:53:55 (5 comments, 1 reshares, 4 +1s)

When a woman is the sum total of her headscarf and hymen – that is, what's on her head and what is between her legs – then nakedness and sex become weapons of political resistance.

2011-11-23 16:07:23 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

I want Linkedin to add a 'he is lying' option for rejecting people who insist that they have done business with me.

2011-11-19 18:30:42 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

My macbook charger just sparked to death. It was only a year and a half old. Can I sue Apple for the sparks?

2011-11-18 19:47:27 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Good job Pakistan!! While the world fights bigger and 'real' issues, you are busy blocking porn sites. Take away everyones right to masturbate with convenience so that they can rape, rob and work towards a revolution. tsk tsk!

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2011-11-14 17:18:12 (3 comments, 6 reshares, 5 +1s)

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2011-11-14 17:13:22 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 17:13:00 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 17:12:42 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 17:09:51 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 17:08:39 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 17:08:02 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 17:05:31 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 17:02:00 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 16:58:41 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 16:57:22 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 15:38:44 (4 comments, 2 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 15:38:40 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 15:34:54 (3 comments, 1 reshares, 1 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 15:21:48 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dubai Motor Show - 2011

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2011-11-14 15:00:16 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

The place I call home for now. The timelapse is amazing.

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2011-11-14 12:09:59 (1 comments, 3 reshares, 2 +1s)

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Mario vs Pac Man
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Guess who wins? . . . Hilarious!

Plz SHARE to Public and +1 . . .thanks :)
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PacMan VS. Mario animation < < < Full Original Video longer with SOUND!

2011-11-14 11:23:44 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You are already hard to want.

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2011-11-07 10:52:43 (1 comments, 3 reshares, 4 +1s)

Rain and clouds in Dubai.

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2011-11-03 07:57:48 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

URGH! The new Google Reader is a disaster. The UI is NOT cleaner or better, it is slower than a snail and what happened to making sharing easier? Another 'We messed up' message should be in the works.

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2011-11-02 19:23:27 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Ask no more (about) the night of separation; it came, and passed
The heart got diverted again; life found its feet again

in the salon of (my) thoughts, the candle of your beauty was lighted
the moon-of-pain extinguished itself, the night of separation slipped away

whenever you were remembered, the mornings became fragrant
when your pain was awakened, the nights grew restless

in the heart i had sorted out all the issues before setting out
(however) while recounting before her, (my) words changed themselves

who knows where the fellow-travellers of the end-of-the-night went, Faiz?
at which spot did the breeze get left behind? and which way did the dawn walk off?

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2012-10-10 12:35:47 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

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2011-11-01 17:37:02 (2 comments, 1 reshares, 3 +1s)

2011-11-01 11:26:13 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

My Google Reader looks naked with its new look. I likes!

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2011-11-01 10:14:21 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

2011-10-30 22:36:54 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

This Tic-Tac-Toe cannot be beaten, we have tried everything and the computer still wins, via +Mohamed Mansour

http://goo.gl/2W10G

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2011-10-30 22:32:22 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Best Halloween Costume Ever: Use Two iPads to Create an Awesome Gaping Hole in Your Gut

2011-10-30 08:43:34 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

My facebook application for android is busted. Wouldn't show me the new feed at all. I even reinstalled the application. Anyone else has this issue?

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2011-10-26 19:10:13 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

talk the talk

2011-10-26 13:22:52 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

CRAZY GLUE

She said, ‘Don’t touch that.’

‘What is it?’ I asked.

‘It’s glue,’ she said. ‘Special glue. The best kind.’‘What did you buy it for?’

‘Because I need it,’ she said. ‘A lot of things around here need gluing.’

‘Nothing around here needs gluing,’ I said. ‘I wish I understood why you buy all this stuff.’

‘For the same reason I married you,’ she murmured. ‘To help pass the time.’

I didn’t want to fight, so I kept quiet, and so did she.

‘Is it any good, this glue?’ I asked. She showed me the picture on the box, with this guy hanging upside-down from the ceiling.

‘No glue can really make a person stick like that,’ I said. ‘They just took the picture upside-down. They must have put a lamp on the floor.’ I took the box from her andpeered at it. ‘And there, look at the window. They didn’t eve... more »

2011-10-26 09:24:38 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

bitched in translation

Me and a colleague of mine (who speaks Arabic) had a meeting at a local UAE university. They gave us a tour of the facility and then left us to find our way out. Being totally lost, I stopped a local UAE resident/student and had the following conversation with him:

Me: Hello! Can you please tell me which way we should go in order to get to the main university exit?
Arab Guy: (totally lost) huh?
Me: (hand gestures and all) Can you tell me which way is the main parking which is near the main university entrance?
Arab Guy: (excitedly) Barking? Barking!!
Me: (to my colleague) Did he just call me a bitch? How does he know?
Colleague: No p's in Arabic could be the answer.

So we get the directions and I can't stop laughing.
Colleague: You just couldn't wait for me to ask the guy.
Me: I wouldn't... more »

2011-10-25 13:39:55 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Just because I work in the IT team does not mean that you ping me every time the internet is down. :@

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2011-10-24 15:15:29 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

such love!

2011-10-24 10:35:58 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Permanently

One day the Nouns were clustered in the street.
An Adjective walked by, with her dark beauty.
The Nouns were struck, moved, changed.
The next day a Verb drove up, and created the Sentence.

Each Sentence says one thing -- for example, "Although it was a dark rainy day when the
Adjective walked by, I shall remember the pure and sweet expression on her face until the day I
perish from the green, effective earth."
Or, "Will you please close the window, Andrew?"
Or, for example, "Thank you, the pink pot of flowers on the window sill has changed color recently
to a light yellow, due to the heat from the boiler factory which exists nearby."

In the springtime the Sentences and the Nouns lay silently on the grass.
A lonely Conjunction here and there would call, "And! But!"
But... more »

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2011-10-20 19:56:13 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Why hire PhD when college dropouts make history?

2011-10-20 11:19:01 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Probability Analysis


Guy-Friend: The probability of me getting married to women I meet on the internet is less than 2%.
Me: Women who have unprotected sex right after their period also have a less than 2% chance of getting pregnant but do you know how many babies are born that way?
Guy-Friend: you didn't just say that?
Me: I did.
Guy-Friend: You can't compare a psychological issue with a biological process.
Me: I can. The same probability logic applies.

2011-10-20 07:24:53 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

I always thought I was a very well organized and clean person and then I moved out of Pakistan. Now, without my maids at home, it seems like a bomb exploded in my house.

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2011-10-19 19:34:19 (1 comments, 1 reshares, 2 +1s)

User-Programmer Perspectives

2011-10-18 21:22:52 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Tum Haya-o-Shariat kay Taqazon ki Baat kartay ho
(you talk about the rules of religion and righteousness)
Hum ney Nangay Jismon ko Malboos-e-Haya dekha hai
(we have seen naked people covered in self-esteem and righteousness)
Hum ney Deikhay hain Ehraam may Liptay kaee Iblees,
(we have seen many devils wrapped in the holy cloth)
Hum ney Mai-Khanay may kaee baar Khuda dekha hai
(we have seen god in multiple times in bars and clubs)
- Allama Iqbal

2011-10-17 19:15:14 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

I want to attend Google I/O in April next year. Now how do I make sure that the tickets don't get sold in the 1st five minutes while my part of the world is sound asleep in the middle of the night?

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2011-10-16 14:25:25 (12 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

true and true.

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2011-10-16 08:15:41 (19 comments, 7 reshares, 7 +1s)

word!

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