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2013-05-17 23:53:39 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 15 +1s)

Power dropped twice yesterday, dropping my network stack because our batteries suck; but whatever. Craziness around every fucking corner. Stay laughing at that. Got a high volume store down because Verizon thinks a proper SLA to get some shit fixed is a week. I think three stores dropped the day our HQ and Warehouse dropped. GOOD JOB PG&E WAY To TELL US ABOUT THE PLANNED OUTAGE. Thumbs way the fuck up, 11/10 would bang. Bastard fucks. 

But eh, I thrive off stress. It's what I do. My work is perfect and if it's not it will be. Gonna have a lil time off for the most part at the end of this month... so that's good. Let's hope that rounds out nicely.

>mfw this entire fucking month thus far.

2013-05-17 17:15:46 (25 comments, 0 reshares, 45 +1s)

I hope this shows up all fucking giant on your screens at random. Been a while since I posted my future ex wife. 

Jesus Christ +Google+ is so slow now. 

2013-05-17 02:41:54 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 19 +1s)

Sorry, I'm a bit late on posting shit. Power dropped twice at work and had to shut servers down. GOOD FUCKING TIMES. Anyway, which one of you dickholes at +Google+ is the Brony? I'm bettng it's +Natalie Villalobos because she has me blocked. /ponies son, really?  You couldn't do like /droids or /androids or some shit that no one would actually use? This is some horse shit damn near literally.

2013-05-15 22:49:10 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 24 +1s)

Forgot to share this nastiness a week ago been keeping it to myself. It's only one God, it's only one crown so it's only one King that can sit on this mound. 

Fuckin Pusha T over here. #MusicBOMB  

2013-05-15 21:47:30 (42 comments, 3 reshares, 59 +1s)

New layout, everyone bitching as per usual. Seriously though +Google+ I'm bout to have an anxiety attack with all this random fuckery over my screen. Inline is shitty. I haven't bitched about a layout yet. Been here three years almost? This though? Nah b. I saw that trending shit all up in the middle of my screen. SOme dude's got some giant 1600 x 1280 picture in the middle of the screen like: "Yo how the fuck?" Can I live? Brb doiiiiing a shitload of coke to see if I can really die by staring at this. 


#No   #GOML  

2013-05-15 21:42:04 (8 comments, 3 reshares, 14 +1s)

What the fuck is going on here? 

#GOML  

2013-05-15 16:03:10 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

Blah blah, yeah I'm watching #GoogleIO  that means I'm going to break my phone today or tomorrow; BASICALLY whenever they leak whatever is new. +Vic Gundotra you got a purdy mouf.

#GOML  

2013-05-15 14:09:36 (51 comments, 0 reshares, 35 +1s)

I can't wait to retire and subsequently lose my mind over a lack of shit to work on. Or at least I can't wait to take a vacation. It's been 7 years since I had a paid vacation, and I've taken 1.5 days off in 600+ days at my current job. But, I don't know how to not work. It's in my blood to keep working. Can the US get a vacation plan like the rest of the world? God damn that'd be awesome. 

2013-05-15 13:41:00 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

How much money do we have? Wouldn't mind having this beast out there.

2013-05-15 01:24:40 (15 comments, 10 reshares, 35 +1s)

I might actually do this one weekend in SF. I don't own anything by +Abercrombie & Fitch because I'm not a faggot douchebag mouth breathing dickpump lame. But I'll for sure go buy up a shitload of it at Goodwill and pass it out to the homeless so they can have a certain sense of arrogance that their CEO has. For those that don't know the CEO of A&F won't make clothing for bigger chicks and only wants certain types of people rocking their shit. Fine. Do you, but don't be a dickhole about it. Watch this vid.

I really would be a treat to see the homeless in SoMa / The Loin rocking some A&F T-Shirts like the kids in The Marina. Who knows, maybe they'll wake up looking like an A&F Model. 

#FitchTheHomeless   #GOML  

2013-05-15 01:05:20 (57 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

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2013-05-14 20:59:01 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 18 +1s)

+Ward Anderson  #GOML  

2013-05-14 16:42:56 (38 comments, 9 reshares, 50 +1s)

It's my cousin +Ryan Anderson's birthday apparently. Happy nigga sonny. 

IT MUST BE JAM CAUSE I can't jelly my dick into this. 

2013-05-14 03:11:14 (26 comments, 0 reshares, 11 +1s)

+ToniAnn Carriere Will you marry me ?

2013-05-14 02:12:40 (25 comments, 2 reshares, 25 +1s)

So after watching that latest Eve video like 6 times today, I decided to check out Nicki Minaj again and see why she's so hot in the streets right now. And I can't. I just can't fucking do it. Jesus Christ. If I had a daughter and she listened to Nicki I would put her in Military School. 

I've come to a few conclusions: 1.) All those BRIGHT FUCKING COLORS vibe well with all the kids on adderal today diagnosed with nothing. 2.) She's thick as fuck. Straight plastic through and through, and she'd get it. But c'mon be pretty and actually rhyme. 3.) $$$$$ Cash Money has dumped so much money into her that it'd be impossible for her to fail. And finally 4.) Anyone listening to the radio nowadays is a fucking idiot. They're lazy. They just roll with whatever is new because it's new. They have brand loyalty and if YMCMB put out a record of someone literally... more »

2013-05-13 22:27:41 (6 comments, 1 reshares, 23 +1s)

Coming soon to a poster near you.

#GOML  

2013-05-13 19:34:55 (24 comments, 1 reshares, 14 +1s)

Just like last year. No fucking way in hell a man of his stature would fly that fucking far from an upward shove. Dude is built like a tank. C'mon +LeBron James... 

And there's my 1 post about LeBroad this entire year. inb4 you pussy Miami Fans saying I'm obsessed or whatever the fuck you got on your chest. He flopped. I saw it in Cleveland, I'm seeing it now. Own up to it, and move on. 

2013-05-13 18:41:48 (24 comments, 3 reshares, 19 +1s)

The QUEEN is back. This shit goes hard... WOW. 

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-13 16:57:52 (29 comments, 0 reshares, 11 +1s)

Man I remember when this video came out. I waited for it and recorded it on VHS so I could jam out later. Yupppp.... Dookie was the first CD I ever owned, been a fan for a miiinnnuuuteee. Yes, I know this isn't from Dookie. 

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-13 13:23:15 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

2013-05-13 05:59:44 (41 comments, 0 reshares, 34 +1s)

Yo. I'm going to sleep. Here are my parents again. Take care of /g+/ while I'm gone. Nigga tired over here.

#GOML #MothersDay #SomeDumbHashTag

2013-05-13 03:52:46 (20 comments, 0 reshares, 18 +1s)

I don't really watch +Survivor unless I'm mad bored. But I need to get on this show and mentally fuck everyone up. They got a dude saying I was going to win until this horrible medical thing came along. My dude, you were starving because you came in weighing 100lbs. Go eat some fucking leaves hipster. I really think I could destroy everyone on this show. It's all about social engineering and enduring the elements. Well fuck, I'm from Cleveland where we kidnap chicks for decades and put bodies in walls. I think I got this. 

I'll be out there making hooch with fermented fruits. Setting fires to nigga's camps. Training monkey's to steal shit from other camps. Nah mean. I'm straight gaming bitches to give me shit. I got this.

Can I live? I'd be out there screaming #GOML  WITH the word hashtag every chance I got. But first, I gotta learn how toswim... more »

2013-05-13 00:13:37 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 14 +1s)

There is where I'm at right now.

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-12 22:20:30 (11 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)

+Ben Zaitz and +Raleigh Burke so there's more... Remind me to never touch the escalator handles at BART ever again.

cc: +Jessica Gray for Yay Area etc.

2013-05-12 02:10:11 (22 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

Wow, speaking of Malcolm X.

2013-05-11 20:40:54 (43 comments, 12 reshares, 78 +1s)

A favorite Malcolm X quote of mine.

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/TU3If28

+NBC News +Fox News +Al Jazeera English +BBC News +CNNMoney +RT please respond. 

2013-05-11 15:01:52 (73 comments, 0 reshares, 37 +1s)

I just want to know why dude didn't haul off and beat Jodi Arias' ass. I mean real talk. She opened the shower with a fucking knife in her hand and you didn't show her the fucking meaning of #GOML  ? Best believe if that happened to me I'm beating that ass. I mean fuck, look at her eyes. Dude wasn't even a small guy, he could have taken her easy. I mean he'd prolly get stabbed once or twice. But fuck man. I'm swinging and I'm sure my mom would back me up in that. I don't advocating beating a chick's ass, but there is a time and a place where it should go down. Like... this time.

2013-05-11 08:09:29 (40 comments, 1 reshares, 21 +1s)

No words. Please learn how to fucking pack a laptop.. I don't care if it was shitty. No, you're not getting a new one.

2013-05-09 22:08:47 (1 comments, 1 reshares, 26 +1s)

I YOLO'd twice.

2013-05-09 21:21:53 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

I'm doing an experiment. I'm only listening to Gorillaz today. Trying to see if it makes me crazier or normal.

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-09 13:37:56 (10 comments, 12 reshares, 33 +1s)

This is just amazing, and absolutely worth your time. I promise, it is worth your time.

2013-05-09 01:51:38 (30 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

I'm only sharing this because the mixed and/or black chick at 0:59 has gotta be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Jesus Christ. What is her name? Tell her I love her.

2013-05-09 00:14:44 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 34 +1s)

*dances*

Jodi Arias is probably so mad right now.

2013-05-08 23:29:57 (12 comments, 2 reshares, 28 +1s)

+Sheltonius G 

#GOML   #JodiARias  

2013-05-08 23:10:37 (50 comments, 0 reshares, 41 +1s)

Yeah, stabbing someone 27 times in the fucking back is self defense. Bye bye Jodi Arias. 

Side note: I'd smash Casey Anthony raw. I mean, she's bad. Plus, don't gotta worry about HAVING A KID LOLOLOL. 

#GOML   #JodiArias  

2013-05-08 21:17:01 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 17 +1s)

Just gonna leave this here for all you  angry muh fuckas out there that are fed up with your 9-5 job at +KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken or whatever the fuck you nerds do. Play this shit and relax. Ya dig?

Plus, it could be worse. You could get kidnapped by a Cleveland dude like me and locked up for to age 10 years in fear before we let you loose on the streets like rescue dogs.

#GOML   #MusicBOMB   #Cleveland   #ClevelandHERO   #CLEVELANDANHERO   #BASDYSTAGSAD   #BASEDGOD   #FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK  

2013-05-08 14:16:10 (112 comments, 1 reshares, 18 +1s)

HOLY SHIT I'm watching the +Good Morning America interview with Charles Ramsay from Cleveland. He's so GOD DAMN CLEVELAND it's a GOD DAMN SHAME. I love it. Holy fuck. Cleveland niggas are the realest niggas ever. Fuck what ya heard. He stopped George Snuffleufigus to say Wait, we're rivals. I went to Brush cause George went to Orange. I TOLD Y'all he was from the East Side of Cleveland. West Side is all Ricans and Slavic folks. ESPECIALLY around W 25th. 

East side... fo life... So glad to see Cleveland on the map for some good samaritan shit. Now the +Cleveland Indians  are going to win the World Series.

2013-05-08 12:21:21 (38 comments, 99 reshares, 51 +1s)

Stolen from +Russell Holly ... Dying right now. Watch the bus / red car. They're pretending to have a satellite broadcast. Nancy just walk over to her, are you that scared of Cleveland?

+CNN pls respond.

Article: http://www.happyplace.com/23728/cnn-anchors-pretend-theyre-not-having-a-satellite-interview-in-the-same-parking-lot-funny

2013-05-07 16:58:28 (10 comments, 1 reshares, 24 +1s)

Based Captain American Jesus.

#ThankYouBasedJesus

2013-05-07 16:44:03 (60 comments, 0 reshares, 23 +1s)

In light of this decade long kidnapping, people are reminded where I'm from and are tagging me like mad. Like I said before, we put hookers in the wall and kidnap bitches for decades. #GOML  

Bitch, I'm from Cleveland. Part two, the sequel. Your boys are dog food, my dogs will eat you. -King.Dom

#THiEVELAND   #CLEVELAND  #216

2013-05-07 13:17:41 (18 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)

I'm from where we kidnap heauxes for decades and put hooker bodies in the walls. Where the lakes set on fire and it snows 6 months out the year. Where Timbs are worn with no laces and milds are freaked on corners. Where There's always next year is a phrase you're always about to say. The place... in which you grow your hair out as a rite of passage; and hang time was a must. 

Always interesting to hear "Cleveland" on the news. I'm bracing for the tag fucking I'm going to get after they found those three girls in West Cleveland.

Oh and go Bulls. FUCK Cryami.

#THIEVELAND   #GOML  

2013-05-07 13:01:33 (27 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

LIVE VIDEO 6AM PT: Authorities will hold a news conference regarding three missing women who were found alive in Cleveland. 

Below is a picture of Ariel Castro, who is one of the men suspected in the kidnappings.

Watch news conference here --> http://abc7ne.ws/urhjp
Latest details --> http://abc7ne.ws/7ak68
Photos of the women and crime scene --> http://abc7ne.ws/x6bko

2013-05-06 22:31:19 (27 comments, 3 reshares, 40 +1s)

IT'S HAPPENING This has been me for the past week. 

Such a classic gif. 

2013-05-06 19:27:27 (23 comments, 1 reshares, 22 +1s)

WORD TO CHRIS DORNER THO. I want to run up in a middle school class like: "DADD'YS HOME!" and break all of their Capri Sun straws. Then run out yelling #GOML - with the hashtag, c'mon b, I keeps it Internet -  at the top of my lungs. Thug life.

This gif sums it up perfectly. 

2013-05-06 15:28:20 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

FINALLY! Guys I'm out. Gonna go anally rape Pluto until it gets the fuck out of my solar system.

#GOML  

2013-05-06 14:22:05 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 13 +1s)

Oh hey +Tiffany Henry is awake.

>mfw

2013-05-06 13:01:12 (49 comments, 0 reshares, 23 +1s)

Lol +Fox News . Fox and Fiends is the whitest show on television since Fraiser or Friends. Son on the right said Why can't we just throw the Boston bomber's body in the ocean? Oh Bill.... grow some fucking eyebrows. 

2013-05-04 02:43:47 (51 comments, 0 reshares, 24 +1s)

GUYS I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM.

2013-05-04 02:20:02 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

If you don't have this +Nathan Fisher guy circled, you are stupid.

Follow his channel on YouTube, share his videos on here and encourage him to be more active on +

http://www.youtube.com/user/natesvlogs

(major h/t to +Darryl Barnes & +Pearl Lombardo)
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2013-05-04 01:56:57 (33 comments, 0 reshares, 28 +1s)

So I was looking through all of my posts and this GIF sums it up. It's also a question to you, my circlers (followers? what idk). Lol. And to think they wanted to medicate me for the random shit I say. 

#G #O #M #L  WHAT'S THAT SPELL? #YOLOCAUST