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2013-05-21 00:36:05 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

A mechanic's love story.

2013-05-20 23:31:49 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

+Dan Crowley +Joe Vinson 
Door number three +Isaiah Tsaphah 
The air filter holder thing side mounting pins are broke (pic on right)
and, the intake are flex hose is broke..
Guys from auto zone always taking it off and on probably broke it, and didn't tell..
(bass-tards) grrr..
Looks like I gotta replace that intake hose.

2013-05-20 17:53:11 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

This is what I had to deal with yesterday..Grrrr shtupid mice.
two red wires were completely gone, two 5" segments gone...
blue wire cut..
black wire cut.. 
three or four other wires where the insulation was gnawed off..

I think the little mouse put it's little hands across the 240 and got blown to smithereens, cause on the inside of the panel there's some blood spatterings.   

2013-05-20 14:41:38 (25 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

My 'Check Engine' light is on. (Car runs rough)
My AC's outdoor unit needs rewired. (mice got in it)
I wanna take a summer class. (but no money) 

I can fix my car (probably the EGR needs cleaned). I can fix my AC outdoor unit (cause I like electrical thingies). I'll have to pimp myself out this weekend to pay for school (like you've heard that before).

Hows your Monday?

2013-05-20 01:50:41 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Here you go Miss +Mika JM, I wrapped you a gift.
(So you don't have to look at nasty tongues anymore)

2013-05-19 02:01:24 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Those peppers I ate earlier today, I DIDN'T really eat the Whole pepper, I didn't eat the tiny stem. :p~

2013-05-19 01:56:43 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Totally funny.. (at least I think it is)
So this evening I decide to change my oil in my car.
So I go online to look up 'how to change oil 2000 mazda protege'
(cause Iima a dork and wanna know the proper way)
Then I can across this image, one of the last images in the tutorial were the guy/gal is removing the oil pan from underneath the car.
"But wait!  Before we shoot this pic, lets add a little oil to your hair,good-good.. Now swing your head down, you rustic mechanic you"
LOL

2013-05-18 23:42:36 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Another heart healthy lunch.. mmm!

2013-05-17 22:00:57 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

Walking with nature.

:D

2013-05-17 17:53:26 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Guess which one is "The Real One"?

2013-05-17 14:35:15 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Waaait a minute! I'm looking on the Burger King menu and they have these new sandwiches (that is new to me).
Called Carolina Tendercrisp and Carolina Whopper.
((Look closely))
To make them "Carolina" they added bacon.
hmmmm???

#bacon   #allthingsbacon   #conspiracy   

2013-05-17 14:21:51 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Today is gonna be a total junk food day for me.
Donuts for breakfast, whopper w/ xtra onions for lunch, then a angus burger from Mcdees.
Don't forget the massive quantities of sugary soft drinkness and yummy (hgk hgk) fries.
I'm gonna keel over one of these days but, I only do this once a month, so it's OK.

2013-05-17 13:58:46 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Soo, yesterday evening I was outside fixing some siding issues, because of the high winds n such.
I go n get my tool for these repairs and this is conversation with my roommate (she’s a woman)
Rm: What the hell are those!!
Me: I use em for sheet metal.
Rm: Get those things away from me.
Me: What!?! These aren’t for you.
Rm: Looks like something I see at my doctor’s office.
Me: What kind of doctor do have!?
Rm: It’s not the same doctor that you have.

Now .. Does your doctor have this tool in his/her office?

2013-05-17 13:15:49 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Round TWO for #fatpill_friday  .. :D

2013-05-17 12:58:49 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Happy #fatpill_friday  !!

((these are soooo goood!!))

2013-05-17 12:18:45 (12 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

So I was opening refried beans last night and noticed the expiration date is MAR/04/2018.
If unopened..
This can of beans is good for FIVE years.

2013-05-16 19:15:58 (11 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)

Did you now William Shatner's daughter is Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory.
I just now found that out. That's totally awesome.
(((me ... durrrr)))

2013-05-15 20:20:26 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

1/2 of this company took off today at lunch, to go drinking..
WHAT A BUNCH OF HOOSIERS!!

2013-05-15 18:05:20 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

When your sitting in a Wehrenberg theater and you're waiting for the movie to start. Then just before it starts you hear that eerie Wehrenberg whisper theme song/meme and it rings in your head for about 10 seconds..
((Wehrenberg..Wehrenberg..Wehrenberg))

Now replace that with..
((Dairy Queen .. Dairy Queen .. Dairy Queen))








Now guess what I had today for lunch? LOL!! 

2013-05-14 23:55:13 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

So this afternoon I was having lunch with my roommate.
Roommate: I was asked to be in the gay pride parade.
Me: Really!? .. Can I go!?
Roommate: I don’t know, you might get in the way.
Me: Aaaagh come on, I can be a fill-in. 

2013-05-14 14:49:57 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

These are yummy and yucky all in one.
mmmmm!!!

2013-05-14 13:26:17 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

"..the Obama administration says there will be no additional money to help communities forced to relocate."

But we have money to help other countries.??
interesting..

2013-05-14 02:47:34 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

#salts  

2013-05-13 15:53:39 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Conversation with a coworker today..

Me: How was your mums day weekend?
CW: It was gooood, my mom was outta town, so it was even better.

_

2013-05-13 13:19:54 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

A little closer.. don't bit me! 

2013-05-13 13:18:15 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

I went on a nature hike with my kiddo Saturday morning, she found a baby alligator snapping turtle. 

2013-05-11 12:07:44 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

True love
True story
Have a fun weekend Gs.
(It's in Russian, but pictures are worth more wore then words.) 

2013-05-10 18:16:11 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 14 +1s)

My #fridayface , Yeah I'm excited, I live in the country and work with hoosiers. errrr!!

2013-05-10 18:05:57 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Who wouldn't want a device like that? :-)

2013-05-10 13:36:57 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

GOOD MORNING CLASS!!!

Happy #fatpill_friday   

2013-05-08 12:44:47 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

WAIT A MINUTE!!
According to this, we'll be leaving in 9 years from now and landing 9 months later.
9 years from now, WE are going to Mars!
Would you go? Are you gonna go?,   

2013-05-06 13:52:46 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Answer me this!
Where are the Older women and Younger Men?
((not gonna happen))

2013-05-05 01:45:34 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

When you type in "proper word"
What do you get?
What does that tell you about yourself??
(What does this tell you about me?)

2013-05-04 22:54:55 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

And look, princesses really do fart RAINBOWS with YELLOW STARS and PINK HEARTS.
lol!!

2013-05-04 22:53:06 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Yeaaah look what I scoooored!!
(shhhh...all of em were free)

2013-05-03 14:04:26 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

So yesterday evening, I was determined to find ‘my lost screw’
I was thinking.. Maaan, I gotta find this thing, I don’t wanna look like a moron with a screw driver handle sticking out the side of my lawn mower. Durrr – I’d look shtupid.
Do you realize how hard it is to find a screw just lying around somewhere?
Or find the correct screw for that matter.
Not but 3 minutes had past of walking around and looking for ‘my lost screw’ .. I found it.!!  
Back to your home, safe and sound, you screw.
:D

And yeah that's my feet, (white) socks and sandles. LOL!

2013-05-03 12:33:09 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Do you ever have the most amazing oral sex on every Friday? I do.

#foodporn  

2013-05-02 12:13:41 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

4000 Years from Now.

Archeologist will be digging around in our piles of rubbish. And may come across something, that to them, resembles a charging device. They’ll conclude this by taking it apart and finding that yes, it was charging device, made by people that existed 4000 years ago.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/ancient-batteries.htm

2013-05-02 00:49:30 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Jest lounge'n about like I do everyday.

2013-05-01 22:23:23 (2 comments, 1 reshares, 7 +1s)

Has this ever happened to you?

2013-05-01 19:24:53 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Mowing the lawn this morning I lost my screw thing that holds one side of my mowers push bar.
I was like DAMMMmit!!
So what do I do, I gets myself a screw turner and some string and makes myself push bar fixer.
After 20 more minutes the string vibrated loose, from that point on I had to adjust my screw turner for optimum efficiency.

Moral of the story:
Do with what you got, cause..
I can never find a good screw on short notice.

2013-04-28 21:11:45 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Today I had to say goodbye to my dear ol' friend. We've had many years of beautiful food.
Maybe e'll be melted down and made into another great grill.
(i'm gonna go play taps on my synthesizer now) 

2013-04-28 17:43:56 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

HEY!!!
Are those cans regulation size!?!?

2013-04-25 15:32:21 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Can you identify the problem with the circuit??

2013-04-25 15:11:59 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Looking through internet shtuff, n came across this, n thought of  +Leathur Rokk 
Hope this make you smile.
:p

2013-04-25 00:33:29 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 11 +1s)

Took my daughter to the Zoo this past Sunday.
It was a perfect day.
:D

2013-04-24 18:02:53 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Danget! I just bought a new printer. Now how am I gonna make printed money?

2013-04-19 18:17:01 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Look Miss +Leathur Rokk I found Gold.
I'm Rich! Au teel ya-rich!
:p

2013-04-19 14:02:19 (4 comments, 2 reshares, 1 +1s)

Talk about shitting your pants.
Opening your front door and finding a 11 foot meat eating lizard staring you up and down.
I'd scream like a little girl and move to Alaska.
But first I'd rescue my dog and then call the neighborhood security officer, so that he could call the Critters Management, so that they could call for more backup.
When finally the little critter is all wrapped up, we need to shoot it in the head.

2013-04-19 12:49:12 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

I can’t believe Wednesday the temperature a gorgeous 80 degrees.
This morning the temperature is 34.
I’m like burrrrrr!!!!!

Have a HAPPY F-DAY everyone!!

:D