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2013-06-19 02:30:23 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Chris Hoeller Brand

I'm thinking I need to re-brand myself from a brilliant inventor to a sex symbol. Nobody believes me that I came up with +Project Glass anyways, or any of my other ideas. I have no proof.

But as a sex symbol, I can become something greater, something indestructible - - - a legend.

2013-06-19 01:04:52 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Never fear. Underdog is here.

2013-06-19 00:00:33 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

#LegoMovie  

2013-06-18 23:36:34 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Dear Lord Tiger Alarm

2013-06-18 23:30:45 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

I'm the lonelier version of you, I just don't know where I went wrong...

2013-06-18 22:35:51 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Oh, you can bow and pretend you're not a legend.
Time hasn't told anyone else, yet

2013-06-18 22:22:42 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

I know I expect too much
And not enough all at once
You know I only wanted fun then you got me all fucked up on love
Oh I looked for your name on the Ouija Board
And your naked magic, oh dear Lord
You and me are the difference between real love and the love on TV, love on TV

2013-06-18 21:07:56 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

I've been brainwashed, teased, mocked, tricked, had ninjas following me, was sent to a fake mental institution, and had my privacy taken away...

Nothing comes close to mind fucking me like the way I feel about you.

Baby, please come home and rescue me.

2013-06-18 20:35:02 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

I miss you
I miss you

#Love

2013-06-18 05:06:25 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

2013-06-18 03:14:13 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

If my love is a weapon
There's no second guessing when I say:
If my heart is a grenade
You pull the pin and say:

We're all fighting growing old
We're all fighting growing old
In the hopes
Of a few minutes more
To get on St. Peter's list
But you need to lower your standards
Cause it's never
Getting any better than this

#RatATatTat

2013-06-18 03:13:16 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

What I’ve got will make you feel more alive.
I’ll be your favorite drug, I will get you high.

#DeathValley

2013-06-18 03:15:22 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

So there's all this harem shit, and I'm all on board for that - don't get me wrong, - but there is this one girl. And I cant get her out of my head. And I don't know where she went.

#Love

2013-06-17 02:31:53 (23 comments, 1 reshares, 3 +1s)

Okay so there's the Illuminati Chris, there's the anti-illuminati anonymous freedom fighter Chris, and then there's regular guy trying to raise his daughter Chris.

The thing is that they are all converging into one reality.

Perhaps I am the convergence.

2013-06-18 03:17:12 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

You are what you love, not who loves you.
#FallOutBoy #SaveRockAndRoll #EltonJohn

2013-06-18 03:18:00 (24 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Do you believe in reincarnation?

#Reincarnation

2013-06-16 04:57:17 (32 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Ask Away Saturday

I wanted to open up to any and all questions you may have for me. They can be questions about me or about my opinion on a particular subject.

While I'm pretty open in general, I realize that I can be a bit too "abstract" sometimes and don't always portray what I intend to. So, this is an opportunity to clear up any misunderstandings or afford you a chance at probing me.

No Limits.

No Boundaries.

Just ask away in the comments!

#QuizMe #Honesty

2013-06-16 00:55:13 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

Man of Steel Review

5/5

One of best movies I've seen in my life... Impeccable.

#manofsteel

2013-06-18 03:19:10 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

A couple more minutes I could have gotten video for waking up Alexis at 630 on Saturday to go to Grampa's work.

Almost Thriller good...

#TheGlove

2013-06-15 10:33:32 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

#falloutboy   #musiceveryday  

2013-06-15 09:43:02 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

I'm Tom Cruise

2013-06-16 04:45:29 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

I haven't even seen the movie "man of steel" yet, and I've already thrown myself up half a dozen times.

#manofsteel

2013-06-18 03:20:03 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

I wanna see your animal side.

2013-06-18 03:23:59 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

I don't know where you're going,
But do you got room for one more troubled soul?
I don't know where I'm going,
But I don't think I'm coming home.
And I said I'll check in tomorrow, if I don't wake up dead.
This is the road to ruin,
And we're starting at the end.

2013-06-18 03:25:38 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

This could of gone one of two ways. We'll assume that it's in everyone's best interests that it didn't resort to me pulling out Michael Jackson's Glove.

#TheGlove

2013-06-15 03:25:39 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Letting people down is my thing, baby.
Find yourself a new gig.
This town ain’t big enough for two of us.

I don’t have the right name
Or the right looks
But I have twice the heart

2013-06-15 00:00:21 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

Chris Hoeller was tagged in Chris Hoeller's album.

2013-06-13 02:14:09 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Generations of #theglove

2013-06-12 23:43:52 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

I would make for excellent reality TV material.

2013-06-12 21:25:36 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

"He's got some great insights. The thing is that I can't tell if he's absolutely brilliant or a complete lunatic..."

Both

2013-06-12 20:44:24 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

A new society was being formed, and a tribe leader was to be decided upon.

They put five people in a room of all different ages, ranging from 5 to 55, and only provided them with basic necessities. A ball was placed in the room as their only form of entertainment.

Of all the individuals, the 5 year old was most concerned about making sure everyone got an equal amount of time playing with the ball.

The 5 year old was made their king.

2013-06-11 07:33:23 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Would anyone be interested in starting this company with me?

Alienz Consulting

a radical, think-tank approach to solving everyday business problems.

Areas / Fields Covered:

- marketing and advertising
- sales
- management consulting
- organizational structure
- efficiency / innovation
- technology advisors
- branding / identity
- customer experience

We would basically just start it and let it go, targeting certain businesses. We may even do the first client free to get backing.

I think we could just like do this thing now, even if it takes a while to get the first client. We could get out our name out there with a website and strategize ways to attract new clients.

Anyone down?

2013-06-13 02:15:23 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

The Glove

#theglove

2013-06-08 02:43:27 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

Cuz if you don't give a Damn,
Well I'll not give a fuck

2013-06-07 20:57:37 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Hello!

2013-06-07 17:35:38 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Is is possible to use all the same functionality of Google+ if you use Google Apps?

I'm trying to set up an internal Google account for all my employees in my department, this way they can all share docs, use hangouts, etc.?

2013-06-04 21:26:27 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

It's a matter of life or death...

#vanillasky

2013-06-04 18:31:10 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Will I know anyone when I get there?

2013-06-04 18:10:50 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

I wonder what life looks like outside of my little amish village?

#WhatIsTheWorld  

2013-06-04 18:11:17 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Figuring out things doesn't make anything easier. Sometimes, forgetting things does. This is an obvious statement with no meaning. It's much more complicated than my feeble human brain can manage. The sheer amount of evidence and settings would cost an astronomical amount. Not to mention casting or equipment. 

You would have to get a lot of data and entertainment from spending that much on a project of this magnitude. A lot. It would be the biggest thing ever attempted...and I might play a small part in it! It's amazing, really. 

We will see how it turns out, but i look with hope to the future.

#Hope  

2013-06-04 16:45:07 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

2013-06-02 03:26:48 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

"I'll take my revenge on society, by which I mean convenience stores. And who would suspect me — Professor Jailbird?”

#TheSimpsons

2013-05-31 03:14:59 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

I think I can figure it out, but I'm gonna need a little help to get me through it.

2013-05-30 20:08:57 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

#FAKE10FactsAboutMe   I'm not Steve Jobs

2013-05-30 19:26:32 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Hope makes us foolish, but sometimes being foolish isn't the worst thing in the world. In fact, I consider foolishness to be a positive quality in most case scenarios. It certainly beats out the "play by the rules" folks any day of the week.

2013-05-30 17:31:56 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Just for fun I want to turn on Notifications for a circle, just to see how long it takes me to jump off a building.

2013-05-30 13:21:06 (0 comments, 2 reshares, 5 +1s)

Quick Tips on From Everyone. On Everything

#LifeHack  

2013-05-30 13:18:17 (0 comments, 3 reshares, 3 +1s)

Endless Battery Life Using Kinetic Energy

#nanotechnology  

2013-05-30 12:58:17 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

2013-05-30 04:55:58 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

at least on Facebook, I can win at Games...

#heresy