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2013-05-20 05:14:27 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

I finally got around to watching Doctor Who tonight.  If you have not watched it I will not give out spoilers, Sweetie other than it was really, really good.  This is the part of it that sucks though.

2013-05-17 05:20:54 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

The house centipede +Joseph Kennedy.  They are also known as scutigera coleoptrata.  They come up from the sewers (which is nasty enough) and run around acting all haughty.  When my dogs or my cat sees them they treat them like a play toy.  Well they are venomous.  Bad idea.  When I see them I scream like a little girl and chase them (they are very fast).  They always freeze when they find a shadow to hide in.  Yeah, I see you there.  Welcome to my boot.  Mostly they hangout in the basement, but they have crept up to the third floor.

Also I used to have to deal with flying cockroaches when I lived in Hong Kong.  Yeah, that is a real thing and they fly straight at your head for whatever reason.  I already ranted about my hatred of wasps.

2013-05-17 05:04:57 (12 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

My family is split down the middle over this issue.  Mostly the men like the Sox and the women like the Cubs.  I do respect three of the Cubs fans as they are just real  baseball fans and can spout off ridiculous statistics about any team which I cannot do.  Mostly the Cubs fans just like the Cubs because it is the thing to do though.  I have gone to Wrigley Field with them and watched them while they chit-chat about.  The "real" baseball fans that I took to the Cell that are also Cubs fans are focused on the game and scoring it.

2013-05-17 04:26:04 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

+Lou Gagliardi here are pictures of my TARDIS from several years ago.  It was taken away on a truck.  The basement of it did have a swimming pool.

2013-05-17 03:42:09 (16 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Apparently calling "ham radio operators" hamsters is frowned upon by those that take their hobby seriously.  I learn something new everyday.  I have nothing against hamsters as everybody needs a hobby, but they takes themselves very seriously.  Yeah, you passed a test to get a license in order to talk to people around the world.  Look what I am doing right now.  No license necessary!  But if all hell breaks out...

2013-05-16 23:14:10 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

A Glimpse Into My Twisted Mind (last night's dream).

Finding myself running late to class I hopped on the nearest elevator to bring me to the 10th floor.  Upon noticing the gold plated elevator buttons on the interior that only went up to five,  I said, "Damn it!  I am always doing this.  I'll have to find another elevator at the tenth floor."  To which the only other occupant of the carriage simply said, "Yes you will."  She happened to be a very attractive woman.  In no time the doors opened and I found myself on the fifth floor.

The fifth floor was a training room for the Blackhawks.  Some random guy trying to help me out in a sotto voice said that I did not belong here.  To which I said, "I know!  I am looking for the elevator to the 10th floor."  So I fled down the corridor in search of the elevator.  

After severalmishaps I f... more »

2013-05-16 21:59:02 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

The latest and biggest Mag Mile flash mob robbery.  This crap is really  reflecting poorly on the CPD.  Mayor Rahm Emanuel has increased the police presence there which might be having some limited effect on the flash mobs.  This sort of crap is not doing Chicago any favors promoting tourism.  The Magnificent Mile is on north Michigan Avenue and is mostly really high end shops.  This lady dressed up in her finest to shop there.  Some say that she was a walking target because of that.  They also say that she would not have been mugged if she wore jeans and a tee-shirt.  Of course.  A woman should be allowed to dress up for a shopping excursion if that is what she wants to do.  This neighborhood (Gold Coast) is mostly safe though.  I used to live on the 800 block of north Dearborn and only found it shady after around midnight.  Now it is in broad daylight.  As much as it pains me to say this,"If you ... more »

2013-05-16 21:17:39 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

This is a positive story +Melony Isaac.  ATTN:  +Brenda Curtis and +The G+ DogPark

2013-05-16 21:01:09 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

WGN radio in Chicago has been doing ads for this south suburb.  The link does not do it justice.  At first their big selling point was, "Home of the big water supply."  Uh, Lake Michigan.  Then they modified it to promote that they have electricity, telephones, and natural gas.  Right.  So they are not in the 1800's.  Good work!  I will be moving my business down there.

2013-05-16 20:11:02 (2 comments, 2 reshares, 2 +1s)

"You always want to score goals," ... "But I've always tried to tell myself just to make the right play. If it's a pass, it's a pass."  Patrick Kane

He is the master of setting someone else up for a goal.

2013-05-16 18:21:50 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bring-the-hulk-to-the-northlake-public-library
These kids are not getting one dime out of me.  This is the plan:  promote the library with a nine foot tall statue of the Incredible Hulk.  Didn't the Hulk turn from a perfectly good scientist into something that cannot read much less speak?  Why on Earth would this be an appropriate statue?  Because some kids like comic books (sorry that is what they are--  call them graphic novels if you like, they are still comic books).  Also they seem to want to be provided with crappy Apple stuff.

2013-05-16 16:58:13 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

From that right wing outlet NPR.  Yay for socialism.

2013-05-16 16:41:01 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

I'd listen to her if it was in her contract that she had to be drunk whenever she was on the air.  Edit:  Long audio clip of this train wreck.

2013-05-16 06:11:31 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

My main gripe is that switching to pages and communities is now a major hassle.  Good luck going back to your main account unless you press backspace repeatedly.

2013-05-16 04:02:46 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

This is what I mean +Lou Gagliardi and +Anne Allen.  You may have to expand it to see the new post blue button on the left Anne.

2013-05-16 03:55:55 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

I do see that you can sign out of hangouts now which is cool as I have little interest in doing that for the most part.  That is nice.  Yet the hangout section still occupies 1/5 of the screen because apparently Google knows better than I know what I want to do.  And now it seems that there is now way to politely decline a community invite.  It is nice that an X was placed next to the notification.  However that does absolutely nothing on communities that I passed on five times the former way.  That gets in the way as it always shows up in the right hand stream column.  And this mute thing needs to get under control.  Things that I have zero interest in I press mute and I am kindly told that it is muted, yet the full sized post hogs up real estate.  What is the point of that unless I posted on the thread and no longer want to see that thread?

Then there is the more posts notifications. That mi... more »

2013-05-16 03:23:42 (0 comments, 3 reshares, 6 +1s)

Seabrook with an amazing save.  Attn:  +Chicago Blackhawks FanPage 

2013-05-15 22:59:38 (18 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

WTF happened here?  Sorry if I missed your comments, etc.  I am gone 1.5 days and this place went straight to hell.

2013-05-13 20:44:37 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 10 +1s)

Kind of old +Blacky Roach, but this is really cool.

2013-05-13 20:00:47 (30 comments, 0 reshares, 20 +1s)

+Matthew Hicks my Atari 2600 cartridge collection.

2013-05-13 19:50:16 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Way to go +Thomas Foster!  You are number one!  cc:  +Pam Adger 

2013-05-13 19:37:48 (2 comments, 1 reshares, 3 +1s)

Snerk! The author of this is a freaking genius!

2013-05-13 19:12:55 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 0 +1s)

Meanwhile in America...  Somehow America manages to export more oil than import and there is always a reason that gasoline costs so much.  I think the current excuses are that due to the extreme rain there was fear that water might have gotten into a pipeline (it did not) and something about switching to a summer blend.  Chicago is an extreme example though and the bulk of the cost is due to taxes.  Gas stations also set their prices on speculation of what gas will cost the next month.  I suspect they set the price based on what other gas stations are charging (price fixing) instead.  You never see a gas station lower their prices when the speculation is that oil will be cheaper the next month.  It is a one-way street.

2013-05-13 18:41:49 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

In other news this was legal before.  The best part about it is that you are allowed to poop twice within 90 days.  The third time that you get caught you get banned from the train.  San Francisco has to be the most absurd city in America.

2013-05-13 16:28:57 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Oops.  Someone is going to get fired.  I wonder if it is already on the torrents.  It has to be. #DoctorWho

2013-05-13 16:07:06 (23 comments, 1 reshares, 8 +1s)

That is dedication.  The lady was in labor and refused to leave the game.

2013-05-13 05:50:10 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

And now you grab him by his facial hair!
He's got some food stuck in his beard, but you don't care!
You say, "Rub that beard on me, everywhere!"

Somehow this pickup line never worked for me.

2013-05-13 04:07:39 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

This is a pithy way to describe Doctor Who.

Genre: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Drama

Premise: An eccentric yet compassionate extraterrestrial Time Lord zips through time and space to solve problems and battle injustice across the universe, traveling via the TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space), which is his old and occasionally unreliable spaceship that resembles a blue police phone box (but changes its appearance depending on its surroundings) and is much, much larger inside than outside.

2013-05-13 03:09:34 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Deaths tend to bring out the worst in people.  When my last grandparent died things got nasty.  Not probate court nasty, but nasty none the less.  She specifically said that she wanted to be cremated and have no service.  A full funeral and service it is!  Her boyfriend "Colonel Bill" made off with jewelry and other items specifically bequeathed to my aunt.  His argument was, "Well I gave them to her.  They are mine."  That is not how gifting works.  My uncle yelled, "We all know exactly where they are!  They are in the trunk of his car.  Let's pop the trunk!"  My father accused Colonel Bill of murdering his mother (left her crying on the floor for eight hours before calling  an ambulance).  In the end all of her children got $50,000.  All of her female grandchildren got $10,000.  The male grandchildren got $2,000.  My male cousin looked at me when we foundthis out and we ... more »

2013-05-12 18:10:35 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 4 +1s)

The original modern day terrorists were the Provisional Irish Republican Army.  Their tactics were designed to instill terror.  They actually went to north Africa to teach Muslims terrorist techniques.  The big beef was over Northern Ireland and the general treatment of the Irish in Britain.  It was many decades of conflict with countless deaths.  Only the Irish could label that era as "The Troubles" as that puts things rather mildly.

2013-05-12 05:06:35 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Ass-hattery at NSFW last Tuesday +Chris Johnson 

2013-05-12 03:44:03 (49 comments, 0 reshares, 11 +1s)

Blocked twice now for being honest about what I think about a book.  You two know who you are.  In 20/20 hindsight if you cannot accept criticism perhaps you should not write.  It is a tough field and not everyone will heap praise on you for a mediocre effort at a book.

2013-05-12 02:46:00 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Ron Carey playing a burglar before he was Levitt on Barney Miller.

2013-05-11 23:59:12 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

The dog drama continues.  This time my sister bothered to ask me if I would look after her dog (the one that she apparently still likes) for the day.  "Sure, why not?  I will need some dog food though (hint, hint)."  The suggestion went right over her head and she thanked me.  Whatever.  I will take my Sally dog to the store to show her that she is still my number one dog.  Damnit!  The other two dogs saw the leash and got excited.  OK.  I am taking three dogs to the store.  In the store is where things got crazy.  There was some sort of a cat adoption thing going on which Madeline got overly enthused about.  Sally piddled because of the excitement, and the new dog, Leah, helped herself to an expensive rawhide chewy (I guess I just bought that).  Finally I made my way to the register lugging a 30 pound bag of chow with three dogs in tow.  At that point the store manager asked if hecould help me ... more »

2013-05-11 19:15:31 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 10 +1s)

No spoilers, Sweetie other than it lived up to its promises.  The Cybermen are indeed scary again.

2013-05-11 18:08:52 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

I am still baffled about how to get rid of the "Restart the current programme" thing on BBC.  But look at me watching BBC live.

2013-05-11 17:23:55 (0 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

This week's experiment comes from Canada.  It is season six, episode eleven.

2013-05-11 16:09:11 (25 comments, 1 reshares, 2 +1s)

Geof's half-baked.  Check that.  Geof's completely baked guide to the playoffs as of today.

There is one game today and that is in the lesser conference.  Stay strong Islanders and force a game seven.  They are playing over their heads.  The only thing decided is that conference so far is that the lowly SNES advanced to the eastern semi-finals by defeating les Habitants in five games.  The Stove Tops  can't seem to get a handle on the Crapitals which were unfairly seeded because they play in a crap division.  That will go to at least game six.  That is all that there is to report out of the east other than a player from the east will win the Hart trophy while Jonathan  Toews continues to be the best overall player in the league.  He is in the wrong conference I guess.

In the west the mighty Blackhawks beat up three Mild goalies to get the top seed in the westernsemi-final... more »

2013-05-11 01:54:52 (10 comments, 3 reshares, 43 +1s)

I may not have Google Glass but I can look equally ridiculous taping flashlights to my glasses.

2013-05-10 23:05:53 (18 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

On email, specifically Gmail:

My mother wanted a new email account as a "garbage account" for signing up for things.  That sounded like a good plan and I suggested creating a Gmail account.  It is completely backwards as her main account is AOL, but whatever.  She could not create an account because Gmail now demands verification through a text on the phone.  Some elderly ladies like my mother do not have cellular phones.

2013-05-10 15:11:02 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 13 +1s)

This morning I was informed that the visit Madeline is having here is a permanent thing.  I do not mind at all, but perhaps I could have been consulted about this.

2013-05-10 14:28:46 (12 comments, 3 reshares, 5 +1s)

While streaming hockey last night I saw this advertisement.  It is a real thing and scared the hell out of me as I have an irrational fear of farmers.

2013-05-10 04:47:01 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 13 +1s)

+Elizabeth Bathory what a dagger looks like.  This was a war souvenier that my grandfather brought back from Germany.

2013-05-09 18:55:36 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

Steve Landesberg in season two, episode one.  He played a fake priest.  Later of course he played Detective Dietrich.

2013-05-09 06:08:11 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

Last night I walked in on my parents (their house you sick bastard).  My father was screaming about the new tomato plants.  "We don't grow these tomatoes!"  To which I had to say, "I think he is pronoun-challenged.  He always says we when he means I.  We don't shop at Home Depot.  We like rare meat.  We don't like white wine.  We like sausage pizza."  In hindsight that was probably the wrong thing to say as it infuriated him.  I could not stop myself though seeing the reaction that caused and next said, "We blow a gasket over the tiniest things." 

2013-05-08 23:06:28 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Does this mean that someone blocked me or does it mean that the account is deleted?

2013-05-08 21:22:34 (19 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Need a Mother's Day idea?  How about the gift of a bra?

2013-05-08 21:17:28 (5 comments, 1 reshares, 4 +1s)

For the true hipster.

2013-05-08 20:17:17 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

Do these things serve any purpose other than flying about and menacing me?  Really, do they at least pollinate flowers?  A vote for me is a vote for the eradication of wasps.  And don't give me any of that food chain shit.  These things must be eliminated from society (or at least from my yards).  Let the waspocolypse begin!

2013-05-08 19:00:35 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

+Linda Barlee about fifteen years ago I drove to a funeral home with my uncle and my grandmother.  My grandmother's brother had died and we had to finalize something or other.  My grandmother chose to stay in the car.  When my uncle and I got to the door to the parlor my uncle said, "We should really crack the window."  To that I said, "She's not a dog!  She can roll down the window herself!"  Your post reminded me of this story.

Also crack the window if you leave a dog in your car.