
Lionel Lauer
FECK! ARSE! DRIIINK!
Location: Melbourne Australia
His ProfilesRankThis is the rank of 'Lionel Lauer' out of all Google+ Profiles.: 3,937 (GenderRankFor the gender 'Men'.: 2,229)
His ProfilesRankThis is the rank of 'Lionel Lauer' out of all Google+ Profiles. in Australia: 56 (GenderRankFor the gender 'Men'.: 39)
Followers: 15,274
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Cream of the Crop: 03/25/2012
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2013-05-22 11:48:45 (14 comments, 3 reshares, 32 +1s)
It might surprise some people here, but I do actually have really nice friends who're religious. Sometimes, they ask me why I feel the need to publicly rag on religion. And the thing is that if they they just worshipped privately, & followed the teachings of Jesus, it wouldn't be an issue for me. Unfortunately, way too many 'religious' people do stuff like this:
http://i.imgur.com/mpQA0.jpg
#atheism #christianity
(H/T to one of my G+ friends who probably doesn't need the kind of crap she'd get from religious people who have no idea how to behave according to Jesus' teachings.)

2013-05-21 17:18:18 (4 comments, 4 reshares, 22 +1s)
Bed time!
(Way past, actually - y'all are a bad influence & stuff.)


2013-05-21 15:41:05 (19 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)
Meet the Creative Director of Puritanical Fashion LLC and the objective moral authority for all things cheap and whorish . His appointment will see to it that all fashion aligns to his vision. He says:
"...If you dress like a cheap whore, don't be surprised when you get little respect. When your body parts are on display, don't complain that they are all that others notice about you. Don't blame men for staring at the display of flesh you choose as your persona; look in a mirror!"
I know there are some of you that agree with this man, please try and keep it to yourself. If you can't, then just know I'm ignoring your ignorance, because I can't even.


2013-05-21 11:23:11 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 10 +1s)
So, the new non-video Hangout thing is interesting.
Thanks, I think, Kate & Dede, for busting my cherry. ;^)


2013-05-21 03:23:30 (21 comments, 5 reshares, 26 +1s)
Amazingly, there are religious people with a sense of humour.
This site is like a Christian version of The Onion, & very funny:
http://www.larknews.com/archives/217
H/T: +Lily Alice
#christian #religion #humor #humour

2013-05-21 01:54:13 (35 comments, 0 reshares, 14 +1s)
Grah! This columnist annoys the crap of me. Apparently, women aren't allowed to be horny & have one night stands.
Warning: Contains lots of patronising crap about "bad choices" & such.

2013-05-21 00:29:14 (6 comments, 3 reshares, 16 +1s)
This is so cool... Among many other tidbits:
Juvenile birds learn these things early in life by interacting with the predators through testing their reactions. Juvenile ravens often will land nearby and nip them from behind. This so-called risky “play activity” is dangerous but ultimately aids in the birds’ survival by providing information about the capabilities of various predators. By deliberately provoking them, ravens learn which animals they can trust and how far away they must stay to remain safe.

2013-05-20 23:50:07 (0 comments, 5 reshares, 12 +1s)
New Video by Rachel Bloom
Very very NOT child safe. But awesome and hilarious. Also note that it's playing on medieval bigotries. Expect to be offended if you are very sensitive to mocking of bigotries.
I purchased her song "Fuck Me Ray Bradbury" some time ago and it's on my regular no-child-in-the-car-or-kitchen rotation, but she has a full album now here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/please-love-me/id648598114
#supportindie #indieartist #indiemusician


2013-05-20 14:08:35 (26 comments, 25 reshares, 25 +1s)
It's hell in the girlfriend-zone!
http://literaryreference.tumblr.com/post/50677204942/why-do-men-keep-putting-me-in-the-girlfriend-zone
#friendzoned #friendzone #friendzoneforever #niceguy
Via +Andrew Pam


2013-05-20 13:47:53 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 14 +1s)
Gorgeous video game cakes
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/5/19/sunday-sweets-game-on.html
Via +Andrew Pam


2013-05-20 13:10:15 (45 comments, 4 reshares, 14 +1s)
Every idiot thinks that their opinion is as valuable as actual facts. It isn't.
http://theconversation.com/no-youre-not-entitled-to-your-opinion-9978
Via +Andrew Pam


2013-05-20 02:48:15 (34 comments, 3 reshares, 25 +1s)
Yahoo! is buying tumblr.
Say goodbye to one of the last more or less public places where anything goes, short of signing up at 4chan.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22591026


2013-05-20 01:31:00 (0 comments, 1 reshares, 10 +1s)
Li, a graduate of the prestigious China Central Academy of Fine Arts, works as an artist in China. He's still young and is still trying to make a name for himself. But this isn't necessarily an art project per se—though, it certainly does have elements of performance art.
So that's the story.
http://kotaku.com/oh-hey-its-a-naked-man-on-a-scooter-carrying-a-cruci-508387429

2013-05-19 14:33:27 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)
Fortunately, the star-nosed mole doesn't ride bicycles.
#truefactsabout


2013-05-19 16:03:44 (12 comments, 7 reshares, 24 +1s)
Froggy style
Just because I'm a terrible person...
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886374/8-animal-based-sex-positions-other-than-doggy-style


2013-05-18 21:06:30 (11 comments, 3 reshares, 22 +1s)
See y'all later! Don't make too much of a mess out of the place while I'm away from the PC. ;^)
#caturday

2013-05-18 20:50:54 (2 comments, 5 reshares, 14 +1s)
The Dark Game of Hobbit Knight Thrones
A violinist's brilliant tribute to the best film scores of this decade. This'll give you goosebumps. Plug-in your headphones and enjoy the ride.
#thedarkknight #thehobbit #gameofthrones


2013-05-18 23:22:43 (10 comments, 5 reshares, 23 +1s)
And the final #safetytipsforladies :
And as it wasn't on any of the lists, my personal favorite:
Hold an aspirin between your knees - that never fails!
#safetytipsforladies
Via +Ryan Straight & +Lily Alice


2013-05-18 20:30:52 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 17 +1s)
More anti-rape #safetytipsforladies :
SO helpful! - just like most anti-rape tips! </sarcasm>
Via +Ryan Straight & +Lily Alice


2013-05-18 20:31:45 (8 comments, 9 reshares, 24 +1s)
Because ladies all appreciate rape-avoidance tips from helpful Nice Guys!
#safetytipsforladies
Via +Ryan Straight & +Lily Alice


2013-05-18 19:00:04 (17 comments, 1 reshares, 10 +1s)
Behold the wonder & the glory of the collective intellect of the Internet, as revealed by the awesome power of What's Hot.
::facepalm::
Actual thread:
https://plus.google.com/u/0/102398455420494554882/posts/6dxaqeSnxtv

2013-05-18 18:45:49 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 10 +1s)
This is so messed up, if they're judgmental when it comes to their client's profession.

2013-05-18 18:36:05 (3 comments, 6 reshares, 15 +1s)
Could be worse, at least he's not with Telstra; their roaming charges are really expensive.
Via +fan tai
#australia #telstra #nbn #hadfield


2013-05-18 15:43:26 (17 comments, 1 reshares, 11 +1s)
So, would you buy contraceptives & lube at Goodwill?
Better check the expiry dates...
(Photo by a friend of mine who I won't embarrass by crediting.)


2013-05-18 14:30:58 (33 comments, 1 reshares, 22 +1s)
I can feel God's love!
#inspirational #inspiration #christian #jesus #jesusislord #atheism


2013-05-18 14:06:53 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 19 +1s)
In the comments on a Fleshlight review on Gizmodo, someone wanted to know how the parcel was packaged:
http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-had-sex-with-furniture-the-shameful-nsfw-fleshlight-motion-review


2013-05-18 13:12:07 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)
The FBI advertising sting that cost Google $500,000,000:
“We started to joke that we could tell the AdWords people, ‘We want to kill baby seals,’ and they’d tell us how to do it,” says a postal inspector who helped work the case. “We wanted them to stop us, to tell us no. We’d tell them we were using reinvested drug money. We’d tell them we were having problems with customs seizures.”
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/05/google-pharma-whitaker-sting/all/


2013-05-18 12:30:03 (14 comments, 11 reshares, 21 +1s)
Amazing mechanical watches are still being made:
They're beautiful, accurate, & will cost you a fortune:
http://www.wired.com/design/2013/05/watchmaking/all/?pid=2380&viewall=true


2013-05-18 11:47:25 (17 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)
No big surprise there. Oh wait; it's the other Georgia
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/18/world/europe/gay-rights-rally-is-attacked-in-georgia.html?_r=4&
#gayrights #gaypride #humanrights #atheism #christianity


2013-05-18 10:51:36 (25 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)
Kitten survives accidental ride in washing machine.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4931527/kitten-survives-full-cycle-washing-machine.html
#caturday


2013-05-18 07:29:55 (18 comments, 6 reshares, 18 +1s)
Idiot corporation sics attack lawyers onto their biggest fan.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/sara-rosso-nutella-cease-and-desist_n_3294733.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird+News#news_content
#nutella #nutellalovers #nutelladay #stupidlawsuits
Via +Andrew Pam


2013-05-18 07:03:36 (37 comments, 7 reshares, 28 +1s)
Maybe then they'd deserve to vote.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2980#comic
#nerdhumor #mathshumour #statistics #stupidpeople

2013-05-18 05:33:12 (4 comments, 1 reshares, 13 +1s)
I think this is the first time I've seen G+ Hangouts get a mention in a comic strip.
#hangouts


2013-05-18 05:08:23 (1 comments, 2 reshares, 22 +1s)
PLAY DEAD!
http://www.channelate.com/2012/02/15/bear-in-camp/
Via +Andrew Pam & +Jon Swabey

2013-05-17 18:10:20 (2 comments, 1 reshares, 10 +1s)
And this is all I know of this story.
I'm actually hoping that they don't catch him, because I can't imagine it ending well.


2013-05-17 16:42:52 (10 comments, 5 reshares, 21 +1s)
Meanwhile, in Beijing…
Yes, this is a naked man running with a cross. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/05/15/naked-man-carrying-giant-cross-in-china-mystery-_n_3279885.html


2013-05-17 15:25:32 (7 comments, 3 reshares, 25 +1s)
Yeah, we've gotten very much addicted to Game of Thrones, we are have. So stuff like this is, in fact, hilarious.
*twitch* Is it Sunday, yet?
From: http://www.happyplace.com/23906/game-of-thrones-facebook-recap-season-3-episode-7

2013-05-17 15:20:08 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)
Visiting Google Island
Hey +Yonatan Zunger! - I thought you were just joking about this project?
There was a sudden puff of smoke and a bang. I winced and found myself staring a person whose skin appeared to be inside out. The thing made a muffled noise that sounded vaguely like “moh jit” and vanished in another cloud of oily smoke. Larry waved his hand at the apparition.
“Don’t worry. That’s just Sergei experimenting with teleportation, his latest X project. Google X is focused on atoms, not bits. Sergei’s having a great time doing that. Also, it keeps him out of my hair. Shall we?”


2013-05-17 15:01:30 (47 comments, 2 reshares, 15 +1s)
Sometimes my not first doesn't my last.
Does your not first your last? Inquisitive minds want to know.
From: http://www.happyplace.com/13722/the-most-blatant-grammar-and-spelling-mistakes-ever-seen-in-tattoos


2013-05-17 14:03:51 (21 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)
Sheriff Joe Arpaio has a G+ account? WTF?
#fascism #corruption #racism

2013-05-17 07:59:02 (6 comments, 19 reshares, 30 +1s)
George Takei responds to those annoying fundies holding up anti- gay marriage signs.
Via +Andrew Pam & +Matthew Welch
#gaymarriage #gayrightsarehumanrights #georgetakei


2013-05-17 07:43:29 (21 comments, 1 reshares, 14 +1s)
Chuck Lorre on the practical aspects of religion.
#bigbangtheory #chucklorre #atheism #atheisthumour #atheistcomedy

2013-05-16 13:28:28 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)
Breaking: Prosecutor claims that the root domain registry is criminally liable for copyright monopoly infringements that happen on The Pirate Bay.
Prosecutors in Sweden have sued the root domain registry of .SE domains to kill the domain name of The Pirate Bay. The root registry fights back heavily. This case is important to watch, as it can have thoroughly chilling results for the Internet's domain name system if criminal secondary liability is established at the DNS level.
http://falkvinge.net/2013/05/16/prosecutor-hints-that-root-domain-registry-is-criminally-liable-for-copyright-monopoly-infringements-on-the-pirate-bay/

2013-05-16 12:43:17 (6 comments, 4 reshares, 20 +1s)
I'm the only one in my household who knows how to play D&D. I'll try to resist the temptation to mess with them like this.
Or not....

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