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2013-05-25 20:55:24 (1 comments, 1 reshares, 12 +1s)

This is what I think of your "Caturday."

2013-05-25 20:46:45 (15 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

5" platform wedges on sale in my size? Yeah that's going to happen. I even got the white ones since I can wear them after Monday.

I just have to make sure I don't stand in them for too long after I've been drinking too much. +frank savino can tell you what happens in that situation.

#thetallertheyarethehardertheyfall  

2013-05-25 18:57:13 (37 comments, 1 reshares, 17 +1s)

DAMN RIGHT KAITLYN!

This whole case makes me so enraged.

"Hunt's attorney, Julia Graves, wrote, "This is a situation of two teenagers who happen to be of the same sex involved in a relationship. If this case involved a boy and girl, there would be no media attention to this case. ... If this incident occurred 108 days earlier when she was 17, we wouldn’t even be here."

Also a hardy fuck you to the parents of the 15 year old girl who are willing to ruin the life of an 18 year old because they're pissed she had sex with their daughter. That takes a level of sheer evil and meanness that is difficult to comprehend.

2013-05-25 17:17:38 (7 comments, 2 reshares, 19 +1s)

ICYMI, Paul George went Birdman posterizing last night. #Pacers   #NBA  

2013-05-25 17:02:59 (3 comments, 1 reshares, 10 +1s)

Turns out I may have an oversharing problem. #duh  

(via https://profiles.google.com/113097276181543898574/buzz )

2013-05-25 16:35:57 (2 comments, 2 reshares, 10 +1s)

this is my video of my operation this morning ^^
sorry bad quality and bad taking position.. but I hope you can enjoy :)
again, thanks to +Brandon Badger for the code, and +Ingress for a very great game
cheers from Tokyo Enlightened

credits to Tokyo Resistance too ;)

explanation :
the condition before usage :
L8 Portal with Resistance agent's name and each resonator with individual Resistance agents' name
12 links (don't know how much in or out)
(at least) 7 fields
1 VR 3 R shield (didn't check the name)
the condition after usage :
L8 Portal with my name, all L8 resonators with my name
All shields become mine
All links and field are gone
No AP gain

but I didn't pay attention to AP gain from link and field destruction though..

#jarvis #virus

2013-05-25 00:44:00 (5 comments, 13 reshares, 27 +1s)

Bloody hell, how did a kid have this much talent so early in life?

2013-05-25 00:37:17 (3 comments, 3 reshares, 10 +1s)

Is that Heather Graham on the couch? I'm gonna need for her to improve her dancing skills.

#potkettle  

2013-05-24 21:58:55 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 38 +1s)

I was just now making a post about a feature I wished existed in Android.

Then I deleted that post because I realized how many inane comments it would generate and got frustrated at the comments before they even existed.

2013-05-24 20:48:54 (4 comments, 2 reshares, 8 +1s)

I love how twerking has become so mainstream.

5 years ago you would have been hard pressed to find someone (outside the culture that created it) who didn't frown their noses up with disgust at someone twerking.

(h/t +Maya Grinberg) 

2013-05-24 18:41:53 (19 comments, 1 reshares, 18 +1s)

Dammit, I want a house.

I really want to throw a bbq this weekend, with beer and brats and wine and steak and burgers and sweet tea and potato salad and music and cards and dominoes and dancing.

One needs a big backyard, or any backyard for that matter, for this.

Big backyards are not possible in California unless you're willing to sign your life away in the form of a mortgage on a million dollar two bedroom house (ok fine, $600K in the east bay).

I simultaneously love and loathe living in the Bay Area, so very much.

2013-05-24 16:47:01 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 13 +1s)

#ShowMeYourLastKey

2013-05-24 16:38:44 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 37 +1s)

A not so secret Santa left me a gift. Thanks Santa!

2013-05-24 13:52:17 (51 comments, 174 reshares, 595 +1s)

I'll eat all you cats; Alf.

2013-05-24 07:57:17 (33 comments, 1 reshares, 174 +1s)

#stankface   #sideeye   #glasshole  

2013-05-24 07:42:09 (3 comments, 2 reshares, 27 +1s)

#throughglass  

2013-05-24 05:54:13 (6 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

I think this might make +Jef Oliver cry.

I just can't decide if the tears will be of mirth or despair.

2013-05-24 05:44:11 (4 comments, 1 reshares, 5 +1s)

Washing bras while in the shower!! This should have been so obvious, and yet I have been torturing my poor bras in the washing machine.

Anyway, um, Jezebel just changed my life. Thought y'all should know. 

2013-05-24 00:06:33 (34 comments, 0 reshares, 91 +1s)

GIANT RED MOUTH.

That is all I can see in this picture.

2013-05-23 20:11:36 (4 comments, 1 reshares, 4 +1s)

TIL that Ryan Gosling has a porn look-alike.

2013-05-23 19:43:26 (4 comments, 2 reshares, 12 +1s)

I have never seen a more awwwww video than this one. 

2013-05-23 18:25:31 (21 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

I am almost certain these photos are shopped.

In the picture where everyone is holding a drink, Barry conveniently doesn't have one, even though his hand is shaped like it should be holding a glass.

In the second picture, his arm just disappears as it wraps the chick in blue.

Poor form. I don't begrudge the president some shenanigans when he was in high school. I mean, we all watched Dazed and Confused (some of you even lived it), the 70's were a wild and crazy time. There is no need to go re-writing history because it doesn't fit the current presidential narrative.

2013-05-23 17:34:25 (36 comments, 0 reshares, 8 +1s)

How do you invite someone to hang out without making them think you're inviting them on a date?

2013-05-23 17:22:51 (3 comments, 1 reshares, 10 +1s)

Apropos my makeup post yesterday, this is my favorite tumblog of the day: http://www.darkskinredlip.com/.

I am now inspired to go buy some red lipstick today.

2013-05-23 16:38:10 (11 comments, 3 reshares, 7 +1s)

Benedict Cumberbatch?

More like Benedict Yumberbatch! Am I right?

#selffive  

2013-05-23 15:49:02 (5 comments, 1 reshares, 19 +1s)

http://thetox.tumblr.com/post/50910757567

2013-05-23 15:34:33 (4 comments, 1 reshares, 10 +1s)

I can't remember any part of last nights dream except for that I had to use regular expressions.

I was using something like http://gskinner.com/RegExr/ except the text was multicolored. The training text (what I call the sequence of strings I use to make sure my regex works, the stuff that goes in the larger box on RegExr) was a couple hundred lines of various patterns of unicode special characters, spaced to make a picture of a face.

Yes, #mybrainisweird , but that bit of last nights dream takes the cake.

2013-05-23 06:38:36 (2 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)

+Jacob Burrell's cover photo is my favorite loading animation ever. 

2013-05-23 06:19:29 (22 comments, 1 reshares, 19 +1s)

Almost 9.5"

#handspan

2013-05-23 03:37:42 (34 comments, 2 reshares, 37 +1s)

Hello, my name is Erica and I am a grown woman who doesn't know how to wear or put on makeup. :(

Someone once said I should put on a really bold lip color and out loud I was like "sure" but in my head I was like "what the fuck are you even saying woman? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LIPSTICK."

I think I was traumatized at an early age by a bad makeup experience. I have shared this picture once before and now I will share it again. The picture below was me at homecoming. My mom was something of a party lady in her youth and I think she thought to dress me up as her old party lady self for my first homecoming dance. Except she stopped being a party lady in the 80s and this homecoming took place during the mid-90's. I easily had on more makeup than every person there combined. Mortifying is an understatement. That experience, combined with my tomboy-ish-ness (which I... more »

2013-05-23 03:22:46 (6 comments, 8 reshares, 19 +1s)

H/t +Greg Carron

2013-05-22 23:55:11 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

There go my Random Access Memories. :(

Edit: Now with more facts! http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/Trains-crash-and-derail-in-Tehachapi-area-208157281.html

2013-05-22 21:02:53 (6 comments, 4 reshares, 10 +1s)

Damn, +98 Rock had a field day with this woman from Tampa. 

2013-05-22 20:48:14 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

This beauty comes in at a very affordable $70,000. A classy and tasteful addition to any collection.

2013-05-22 19:07:19 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 7 +1s)

+Chris Chabot I'm weird about my Credit Card details. Will +Snapsation accept Google Wallet or Paypal in the future?

Also I don't know why I capitalized credit card. 

2013-05-22 18:59:58 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

Take 1. Fence in shot at the request of many.

Alas I stupidly left my aperture at f/2.8 so there will most assuredly be a take two, hopefully with more interesting things going on in the sky. I'm a sucker for some good clouds, dontchaknow.

Thankfully this isn't too far from home so it's easy to replicate this shot as many times as I want while the sun is still in this approximate position.

2013-05-22 18:12:10 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 5 +1s)

Talking to Southerners on the phone tickles me. Nothing sounds like "Yes ma'am" with a Southern drawl. Almost makes me not mind being called ma'am.

2013-05-22 17:43:11 (16 comments, 0 reshares, 13 +1s)

You told us what you would do #ifihadglass, now’s your chance to show us

Our Explorer Program started last year at our I/O conference when developers signed up to be the first people to try Glass. Last Tuesday, we finished inviting these developers to officially join the Explorer Program and we’re already seeing amazing things come from them. They've really embraced the Explorer spirit — the spirit of someone who’s ready to jump in, get their hands dirty and take on a challenge. 

In February, we opened up the Explorer Program by asking people across Google+ and Twitter what they would do if they had Glass. We were looking for bold, creative individuals to become our next wave of Explorers — and wow, did we get them. Over the next few weeks, we’ll be slowly rolling out invitations to successful #ifihadglass applicants. If you were one of the successfulapplicants, p... more »

2013-05-22 17:21:59 (1 comments, 2 reshares, 4 +1s)

ClockworkMod Recovery for Google Glass XE

This is an unofficial / testing release of +ClockworkMod recovery for the Explorer Edition of +Project Glass.

To use, you can "fastboot oem unlock" your device and either boot one time with "fastboot boot <recovery_name>.img" or replace the stock recovery with "fastboot flash recovery <recovery_name>.img". The camera shutter will scroll through the selection list and the power button will select an item.

This is built using cm-10.1 sources and kernel source located here: https://github.com/bekriebel/android_kernel_omap/tree/glass-omap-xrr02_cm-10.1

I have successfully tested the following:
  access via adb (including Koush's new adb backup)
  wipe data/factory reset
  mount/unmount partitions
  backup/restore
  auto disable of stockrecove... more »

2013-05-22 16:33:38 (3 comments, 3 reshares, 13 +1s)

When announcing the new Flickr in NYC yesterday, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer stated, "there’s no such thing as Flickr Pro, because today, with cameras as pervasive as they are, there is no such thing really as professional photographers, when there’s everything is professional photographers. [sic]"

2013-05-22 14:36:39 (5 comments, 5 reshares, 12 +1s)

Introducing Snapsation

Amongst the greatest human needs is the need to tell stories, to record memories, and to share our moments with the people who matter the most to us.

When you need an awesome dating profile picture, a business portrait, photos of your family reunion or milestone events. You need an amazing local photographer to help you to capture all of  life’s moments.

As a local business you want to show off how amazing your restaurant is, the decor in your Bed and Breakfast, to show off your beautiful store or great new products, to record your industry happenings and events.

Finding a photographer is intimidating. And harder than it should be.

Photographers need customers. No matter how experienced a photographer is, there never seems to be enough time to focus on getting new customers. And for the many passionate andta... more »

2013-05-22 06:19:50 (5 comments, 1 reshares, 14 +1s)

O U T K A S T

2013-05-22 03:42:05 (29 comments, 2 reshares, 5 +1s)

So there was some discussion today about early-merging vs. late-merging on a specific off-ramp in the Bay Area. As an admitted late-merger, I got a few flames from early-mergers ("you're ruining traffic for everyone!" that's a dick move!" etc).

In the course of these discussions, this book was recommended twice. Apparently it explains why late-merging is probably better for traffic than early-merging.

I can't say that I've read the book but since +Matt Cutts was one of the people who suggested it, it's on my to read list. I need to get myself a new Kindle Paperwhite first.

Anyone have experiences with the book, the Kindle Paperwhite, or both? Please share. :)

2013-05-22 03:22:47 (21 comments, 4 reshares, 41 +1s)

I just realized that my kids will never use phone numbers.

I can communicate with text, pictures, and video using the new Hangouts app. The structure of a cell phone number doesn't make sense (http://xkcd.com/1129/) and it's tied to a specific device. In the future I expect you to contact me, +Chris Cartland, wherever I am.

We're not quite ready to completely throw away phone numbers yet, but the idea that you need to know a string of numbers in order to talk to someone is going to be hard to explain to a kid.

2013-05-22 00:01:07 (3 comments, 2 reshares, 14 +1s)

Complicated.  Read This. Public television’s attempts to placate David Koch.

2013-05-21 20:50:45 (9 comments, 2 reshares, 11 +1s)

Super Bowl 2016 — Santa Clara!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000205086/article/super-bowl-l-awarded-to-49ers-new-levis-stadium

2013-05-21 19:16:43 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

Anyone know how much Easynews makes in monthly subscription fees? Care to guess?

(I really don't know, but am curious.)

2013-05-21 18:32:39 (4 comments, 2 reshares, 12 +1s)

I have to share this again because it is just that awesome. I love this with every fiber of my being.

2013-05-21 18:27:13 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

+Cory Altheide had never heard this, since he wasn't raised by evangelical Southern Baptists: 

http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/procter.asp

Context:

Me: "So, I hear Yahoo is going after all the companies that end with R. Flickr, Tumblr... Grindr, you're next!"
Cory: Proctor, you're coming with us. Gamble, just stay where you are.

2013-05-21 17:51:25 (15 comments, 2 reshares, 29 +1s)

No.