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2013-05-24 00:04:44 (5 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

I'll even kill the mic like Conrad Murray.

Deadddddddddddd..... #MusicBOMB   

2013-05-23 20:46:15 (9 comments, 0 reshares, 33 +1s)

Yuuuuuuuuupppppppp

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-23 19:07:16 (8 comments, 1 reshares, 16 +1s)

You know why I invest all my money in the haze and in the dope? Because currently I'm a slave for Interscope.

God damn, I miss this shit. RIP Guru!

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-23 17:31:27 (16 comments, 4 reshares, 24 +1s)

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! Maximus mutha fuckin Thor. 

Fear the cape

#GOML  

2013-05-23 13:00:20 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 1 +1s)

Kevin Love and Kyrie would be amazing to see. Plus, I mean, Pepsi Maxx commercials? I'm OK with this trade.

2013-05-23 12:58:00 (27 comments, 14 reshares, 39 +1s)

fucking brilliant!

2013-05-23 12:52:24 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 2 +1s)

2013-05-22 01:10:15 (23 comments, 0 reshares, 13 +1s)

Oh shit. First round first pick again?

2013-05-21 15:53:18 (18 comments, 1 reshares, 44 +1s)

wat
can someone explain this?

2013-05-21 15:43:00 (3 comments, 0 reshares, 18 +1s)

Back when Lauryn wasn't batshit crazy. I honestly had no idea that Kanye sampled this. I knew it sounded familiar...

2013-05-21 14:13:01 (35 comments, 0 reshares, 43 +1s)

+Jeff Carter my nanny (great grandmother) . Native and black. If I recall correctly she was born right after slavery ended. Got that good hair. This is on my black side too. Her mother was Blackfoot.

So master race over here my G.

2013-05-21 12:55:11 (54 comments, 1 reshares, 29 +1s)

I gotta say, I want Google Talk back on my phone. I woke up to my phone buzzing out of control with 42 notifications from a video hangout. It's like Messenger: All or nothing. I have every single circle disabled from being able to directly message me as a result. And even then, it got through to where my phone is vibrating of the night stand almost. What the fuck +Google ? Why do you want everyone to be able to message everyone all the time? I liked my GTalk where it was only people I allowed and not everyone and their fucking mother's can wake me up. I can't turn my phone off or turn off the sound because I need to be able to wake up if a system alarm goes off.

Y'all need to fix this shit. I like the Interface, I dig it, but I have everything off and people can still wake me up. Let's goooooooo. And, AND fix the damn +Google+  desktop page. This has become unusable for me.I... more »

2013-05-21 02:40:10 (15 comments, 8 reshares, 36 +1s)

Is +Krystal Heather alive? 

2013-05-20 22:25:34 (4 comments, 0 reshares, 25 +1s)

RIP RAY MANZAREK founder of Van Halen. So sad that him and Eddy fell out like that. THEIR DRUMMER HAD ONE FUCKING HAND!!!1111 

#GOML   #FUCKSHITSTACK   #RIP   #JimMorrison   #HashTagsGaveMeColonCancer  

2013-05-20 22:21:01 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 15 +1s)

RIP Ray Manzarek. Master carpenter like Jesus. 

2013-05-20 22:19:40 (19 comments, 5 reshares, 37 +1s)

RIP Ray Manzarek founding member of N*Sync and 98 Degrees. You'll be missed.

#RIP   #GOML   #BASEDGOD  

2013-05-20 19:23:27 (32 comments, 0 reshares, 34 +1s)

This dude is so fucking gangster. I can't even begin to fathom the amount of gangster he truly is. It's off the fucking charts. 

2013-05-20 15:31:23 (5 comments, 1 reshares, 33 +1s)

In honor of the #Tumblr  acquisition by Yahoo, I'm going to only posts gifs today to make +Google+ even slower. Seriously, this is unbearable. Everything is just. tick... tick... tick....... ticking away. Even gifs look shitty. The fuck is this, 1999? 

WITH THAT SAID... what would I have done if I won the Powerball? Pic related. 

2013-05-20 13:22:05 (27 comments, 1 reshares, 25 +1s)

I really want to punch this kid in the face. I can't wait for him to start doing heroin and shit like that. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/19/justin-bieber-booed-billboard-music-awards_n_3304404.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

2013-05-19 23:30:21 (16 comments, 1 reshares, 45 +1s)

From my nigga Dom back east. We get down in Cleveland. Legit homesick right now. Been gone only 7 years... But still there is no place like Tha Land.

Charles Ramsey poppin bottles, savin heauxes ya know.

2013-05-19 04:09:29 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 17 +1s)

So I changed my profile photo. Fuck this new layout still. Get mad.

2013-05-17 23:53:39 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 16 +1s)

Power dropped twice yesterday, dropping my network stack because our batteries suck; but whatever. Craziness around every fucking corner. Stay laughing at that. Got a high volume store down because Verizon thinks a proper SLA to get some shit fixed is a week. I think three stores dropped the day our HQ and Warehouse dropped. GOOD JOB PG&E WAY To TELL US ABOUT THE PLANNED OUTAGE. Thumbs way the fuck up, 11/10 would bang. Bastard fucks. 

But eh, I thrive off stress. It's what I do. My work is perfect and if it's not it will be. Gonna have a lil time off for the most part at the end of this month... so that's good. Let's hope that rounds out nicely.

>mfw this entire fucking month thus far.

2013-05-17 17:15:46 (25 comments, 0 reshares, 48 +1s)

I hope this shows up all fucking giant on your screens at random. Been a while since I posted my future ex wife. 

Jesus Christ +Google+ is so slow now. 

2013-05-17 02:41:54 (13 comments, 0 reshares, 19 +1s)

Sorry, I'm a bit late on posting shit. Power dropped twice at work and had to shut servers down. GOOD FUCKING TIMES. Anyway, which one of you dickholes at +Google+ is the Brony? I'm bettng it's +Natalie Villalobos because she has me blocked. /ponies son, really?  You couldn't do like /droids or /androids or some shit that no one would actually use? This is some horse shit damn near literally.

2013-05-15 22:49:10 (14 comments, 0 reshares, 25 +1s)

Forgot to share this nastiness a week ago been keeping it to myself. It's only one God, it's only one crown so it's only one King that can sit on this mound. 

Fuckin Pusha T over here. #MusicBOMB  

2013-05-15 21:47:30 (42 comments, 3 reshares, 63 +1s)

New layout, everyone bitching as per usual. Seriously though +Google+ I'm bout to have an anxiety attack with all this random fuckery over my screen. Inline is shitty. I haven't bitched about a layout yet. Been here three years almost? This though? Nah b. I saw that trending shit all up in the middle of my screen. SOme dude's got some giant 1600 x 1280 picture in the middle of the screen like: "Yo how the fuck?" Can I live? Brb doiiiiing a shitload of coke to see if I can really die by staring at this. 


#No   #GOML  

2013-05-15 21:42:04 (8 comments, 3 reshares, 14 +1s)

What the fuck is going on here? 

#GOML  

2013-05-15 16:03:10 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

Blah blah, yeah I'm watching #GoogleIO  that means I'm going to break my phone today or tomorrow; BASICALLY whenever they leak whatever is new. +Vic Gundotra you got a purdy mouf.

#GOML  

2013-05-15 14:09:36 (51 comments, 0 reshares, 35 +1s)

I can't wait to retire and subsequently lose my mind over a lack of shit to work on. Or at least I can't wait to take a vacation. It's been 7 years since I had a paid vacation, and I've taken 1.5 days off in 600+ days at my current job. But, I don't know how to not work. It's in my blood to keep working. Can the US get a vacation plan like the rest of the world? God damn that'd be awesome. 

2013-05-15 13:41:00 (7 comments, 0 reshares, 3 +1s)

How much money do we have? Wouldn't mind having this beast out there.

2013-05-15 01:24:40 (15 comments, 14 reshares, 35 +1s)

I might actually do this one weekend in SF. I don't own anything by +Abercrombie & Fitch because I'm not a faggot douchebag mouth breathing dickpump lame. But I'll for sure go buy up a shitload of it at Goodwill and pass it out to the homeless so they can have a certain sense of arrogance that their CEO has. For those that don't know the CEO of A&F won't make clothing for bigger chicks and only wants certain types of people rocking their shit. Fine. Do you, but don't be a dickhole about it. Watch this vid.

I really would be a treat to see the homeless in SoMa / The Loin rocking some A&F T-Shirts like the kids in The Marina. Who knows, maybe they'll wake up looking like an A&F Model. 

#FitchTheHomeless   #GOML  

2013-05-15 01:05:20 (56 comments, 0 reshares, 9 +1s)

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2013-05-14 20:59:01 (8 comments, 0 reshares, 18 +1s)

+Ward Anderson  #GOML  

2013-05-14 16:42:56 (38 comments, 9 reshares, 50 +1s)

It's my cousin +Ryan Anderson's birthday apparently. Happy nigga sonny. 

IT MUST BE JAM CAUSE I can't jelly my dick into this. 

2013-05-14 03:11:14 (26 comments, 0 reshares, 11 +1s)

+ToniAnn Carriere Will you marry me ?

2013-05-14 02:12:40 (24 comments, 2 reshares, 24 +1s)

So after watching that latest Eve video like 6 times today, I decided to check out Nicki Minaj again and see why she's so hot in the streets right now. And I can't. I just can't fucking do it. Jesus Christ. If I had a daughter and she listened to Nicki I would put her in Military School. 

I've come to a few conclusions: 1.) All those BRIGHT FUCKING COLORS vibe well with all the kids on adderal today diagnosed with nothing. 2.) She's thick as fuck. Straight plastic through and through, and she'd get it. But c'mon be pretty and actually rhyme. 3.) $$$$$ Cash Money has dumped so much money into her that it'd be impossible for her to fail. And finally 4.) Anyone listening to the radio nowadays is a fucking idiot. They're lazy. They just roll with whatever is new because it's new. They have brand loyalty and if YMCMB put out a record of someone literally... more »

2013-05-13 22:27:41 (6 comments, 1 reshares, 23 +1s)

Coming soon to a poster near you.

#GOML  

2013-05-13 19:34:55 (24 comments, 1 reshares, 14 +1s)

Just like last year. No fucking way in hell a man of his stature would fly that fucking far from an upward shove. Dude is built like a tank. C'mon +LeBron James... 

And there's my 1 post about LeBroad this entire year. inb4 you pussy Miami Fans saying I'm obsessed or whatever the fuck you got on your chest. He flopped. I saw it in Cleveland, I'm seeing it now. Own up to it, and move on. 

2013-05-13 18:41:48 (25 comments, 3 reshares, 19 +1s)

The QUEEN is back. This shit goes hard... WOW. 

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-13 16:57:52 (29 comments, 0 reshares, 11 +1s)

Man I remember when this video came out. I waited for it and recorded it on VHS so I could jam out later. Yupppp.... Dookie was the first CD I ever owned, been a fan for a miiinnnuuuteee. Yes, I know this isn't from Dookie. 

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-13 13:23:15 (10 comments, 0 reshares, 6 +1s)

2013-05-13 05:59:44 (41 comments, 0 reshares, 34 +1s)

Yo. I'm going to sleep. Here are my parents again. Take care of /g+/ while I'm gone. Nigga tired over here.

#GOML #MothersDay #SomeDumbHashTag

2013-05-13 03:52:46 (20 comments, 0 reshares, 18 +1s)

I don't really watch +Survivor unless I'm mad bored. But I need to get on this show and mentally fuck everyone up. They got a dude saying I was going to win until this horrible medical thing came along. My dude, you were starving because you came in weighing 100lbs. Go eat some fucking leaves hipster. I really think I could destroy everyone on this show. It's all about social engineering and enduring the elements. Well fuck, I'm from Cleveland where we kidnap chicks for decades and put bodies in walls. I think I got this. 

I'll be out there making hooch with fermented fruits. Setting fires to nigga's camps. Training monkey's to steal shit from other camps. Nah mean. I'm straight gaming bitches to give me shit. I got this.

Can I live? I'd be out there screaming #GOML  WITH the word hashtag every chance I got. But first, I gotta learn how toswim... more »

2013-05-13 00:13:37 (1 comments, 0 reshares, 14 +1s)

There is where I'm at right now.

#MusicBOMB  

2013-05-12 22:20:30 (11 comments, 0 reshares, 26 +1s)

+Ben Zaitz and +Raleigh Burke so there's more... Remind me to never touch the escalator handles at BART ever again.

cc: +Jessica Gray for Yay Area etc.

2013-05-12 02:10:11 (22 comments, 0 reshares, 12 +1s)

Wow, speaking of Malcolm X.

2013-05-11 20:40:54 (43 comments, 12 reshares, 77 +1s)

A favorite Malcolm X quote of mine.

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/TU3If28

+NBC News +Fox News +Al Jazeera English +BBC News +CNNMoney +RT please respond. 

2013-05-11 15:01:52 (73 comments, 0 reshares, 37 +1s)

I just want to know why dude didn't haul off and beat Jodi Arias' ass. I mean real talk. She opened the shower with a fucking knife in her hand and you didn't show her the fucking meaning of #GOML  ? Best believe if that happened to me I'm beating that ass. I mean fuck, look at her eyes. Dude wasn't even a small guy, he could have taken her easy. I mean he'd prolly get stabbed once or twice. But fuck man. I'm swinging and I'm sure my mom would back me up in that. I don't advocating beating a chick's ass, but there is a time and a place where it should go down. Like... this time.

2013-05-11 08:09:29 (40 comments, 1 reshares, 20 +1s)

No words. Please learn how to fucking pack a laptop.. I don't care if it was shitty. No, you're not getting a new one.

2013-05-09 22:08:47 (1 comments, 1 reshares, 26 +1s)

I YOLO'd twice.